Comments on: Suspected “serial bank robber” wears Red Sox hat

By: rapmusicmademedoit

rapmusicmademedoit — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:47:01 +0000

Boston cap, figures, Yankee fan would never do that, we have class.

By: Glenn

Glenn — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:32:55 +0000

Theo would use a gorilla suit.

By: JBerardi

JBerardi — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 19:42:56 +0000

Ah, an Offerman dig. That’s more like it.

By: bigharold

bigharold — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 18:49:24 +0000

I thoiught Theo was shorter? You just can’t trust those RS Nation characters.

By: psousa1

psousa1 — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:38:43 +0000

Maybe it’s Jose Offerman! He probably thinks “I stole a lot of money once before wearing a Red Sox hat maybe I can get away with it again!”

By: psousa1

psousa1 — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:37:19 +0000

Or, like in your case, cannot spell.

By: thinman61

thinman61 — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:02:40 +0000

Right. Because no one’s ever committed a crime while wearing a Yankee lid.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 16:43:39 +0000

no way. Matt Damon was out of town on those days.

By: JBerardi

JBerardi — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 16:17:56 +0000

Yeah. The Red Sox are so broke that they acquired Crawford, Gonzalez, and a Premier League soccer team in the offseason.

Honestly, I think the fact that you have to go all the way back to the ’06-’07 offseason to find something to rag on Theo about is pretty impressive. Also, the Red Sox won the World Series the year after the signed Matsuzaka (he was their innings leader in the regular season that year). That should maybe count for something.

By: pisano

pisano — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 16:04:51 +0000

I couldn’t have said it better, but in reality it does appear to be Theo, he’s trying to get some of the money back that Dice-k beat them out of.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 15:53:12 +0000

this dude is obviously a first class loser. not for robing the bank but for being a Sox fan.

By: madnova

madnova — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 15:49:12 +0000

I think Ben Affleck would be a person of interest.

By: bobwsc

bobwsc — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 15:48:20 +0000

the bank proceeds aren’t part of revenue sharing, so this plan is genius

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 15:42:20 +0000

So…“the suspect implied he had a gun?” Was it Eva’s?

By: spudchukar

spudchukar — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 15:31:26 +0000

Does kinda look like Theo, maybe they are more worried about their starters than they are admitting.