Mar 30, 2011, 4:35 PM EDT
Has it been two years since Bud Selig convened the commission to study the viability of the A’s moving to San Jose already? My, how time flies!
But yes, the San Jose Mercury News — which is the only entity on the planet that wants the A’s in San Jose more than Lew Wolff does — marks the occasion with a little Q&A about the status of the committee’s ongoing work. At the outset, though, the Merc quotes San Jose Mayor Chuck Reed, who assesses the matter fairly succinctly:
“We’re in the same place today that we were in two years ago, waiting for Bud Selig to make up his mind. A snail could have made it from Oakland to San Jose in two years.”
See, that is exactly the kind of unhelpful bluster we don’t need here! As a matter of fact — and the Mayor of San Jose is clearly not a fan of facts — a snail travels at approximately 0.000362005 miles per hour (yes, I looked it up). Assuming the snail takes I-880 from the Oakland Coliseum to downtown San Jose, it’s a 35.2 mile trip. Assuming the snail never sleeps — which is hardly fair to the snail — it would thus take that snail 11.1 years to make the trip about which the Honorable Chuck Reed is complaining. Indeed, the snail would not yet even be to the Farnsworth Street exit in San Leanardo.
Slow and steady, Bud. Stay … the … course
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