Comments on: People asked me questions on Twitter. So I shall answer them.

By: nicholi970

nicholi970 — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 04:42:33 +0000

Back to the Future II already predicted that 2015 Cubs WS victory, but they do so against Miami, not Kansas City

By: indaburg

indaburg — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 00:29:14 +0000

Thou shalt not speak ill of Samuel Fuld. Blasphemy!

By: fquaye149

fquaye149 — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 23:12:03 +0000

Anyone whose favorite Met isn’t William H. Wilson, well…they’ve got their own thing going on I guess!

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 20:28:20 +0000

And then, in the next inning, he’ll be back….

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 19:51:42 +0000

Mmmm…strawberry shortcaaaaaake…D’OH!!!

See? I knew you were just toying with Heyward and you haven’t actually gone over to the dark side.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 19:01:59 +0000

break into an Ebony and Ivory solo right about now.

By: baseballstars

baseballstars — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 18:49:59 +0000

No, it’s Sea Man.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 18:30:37 +0000

this is why you are wrong

By: Alex K

Alex K — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 18:25:20 +0000

Vanilla can’t hold chocolate’s jock.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 18:25:06 +0000

If a double play can’t be assumed….why can getting a single out be assumed? Watching the Cardinal MIF this year, I make no assumption that ground balls can be turned into even a single out….and based on the scoring so far this year, neither do the official scorers.

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 18:24:31 +0000

You still don’t get it, do you? He’ll crush a fastball! That’s what he does! That’s ALL he does! You can’t stop him! He’ll wade through you, reach down and crush a fastball!

By: The Common Man/www.platoonadvantage.com

The Common Man/www.platoonadvantage.com — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 18:11:12 +0000

Please go watch Terminator and get back to us, Mike.

By: Mike Luna

Mike Luna — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 18:02:40 +0000

Pardon my ignorance, but why can Jason Heyward not be bargained with? Always seemed like a stand-up kid to me.

By: The Common Man/www.platoonadvantage.com

The Common Man/www.platoonadvantage.com — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 18:02:15 +0000

The correct response is always Aquaman, Craig. You know that.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 17:56:32 +0000

YES!!! Although I hear strawberry shortcake is looking pretty hot these days since she’s filled out.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 17:53:30 +0000

sorry. but its always superman.. always always always

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 17:52:27 +0000

“Q: Is Sam Fuld the new Jesus?

No. But I will say this much: Like Jesus, by the age of 33, Fuld will have moved on to a different career.”

This brought a tear to me eye, I tell ye!

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 17:52:23 +0000

Nope—wasn’t me. But it makes me hungry for the cheesesteak that I told Gator about.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 17:45:45 +0000

All answers acceptable but please reconsider which rabbit you could have a meal with; Jessica Rabbit is the answer. Every. Time.

By: sdelmonte

sdelmonte — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 17:44:48 +0000

You get one million bonus points for that image of The Question, one of my all time favorite comic book heroes.

By: yankeesfanlen

yankeesfanlen — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 17:39:43 +0000

Question four has all the markings of Ut. You got most of them right. But really, chocolate?

By: heyblueyoustink

heyblueyoustink — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 17:39:04 +0000

” But I will say this much: Like Jesus, by the age of 33, Fuld will have moved on to a different career”

I am currently cleaning pesto chicken, roasted red peppers, and romaine off of my monitor due to this quote……

Jesus’ second career, entreprenuering, right? Didn’t Buffet base his business model of the “Seven Habits of Highly Effective Deities”?