Apr 15, 2011, 4:26 PM EDT
I for one am shocked. If by “shocked” you mean “totally not shocked at all, not even in the slightest”:
U.S. prosecutors Friday charged famed baseball outfielder Lenny Dykstra with bankruptcy fraud. According to a statement by prosecutors, Dykstra was taken into custody at his Encino home Thursday night. The charge relates to fraud Dykstra allegedly committed involving the sale of items from a Ventura County mansion he owned.
It says he took a $50,000 sink — they have $50,000 sinks? — furniture, baseball memorabilia and granite countertops from his former home even though they were supposed to be part of the bankruptcy estate. That’s a no-no.
Not that Dykstra isn’t well-acquainted with no-nos at this point. Indeed, this isn’t even the first time he’s been accused of destroying and/or absconding with property he shouldn’t be destroying or absconding with. Then there was that thing with his son’s signing bonus disappearing. And then there was the ripping-off-the-escort thing.
There are lots of things with Lenny.
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