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People asked me questions on Twitter. So I shall answer them.

Apr 20, 2011, 12:33 PM EDT

The Question

I sort of liked the reader questions on Twitter thing last week, so we did it again on HBT Daily a little while ago. And, like last week, we had way more questions than could fit on a three-minute video. Here are some of the many we left out:

Q: Are McLouths flowing locks of hair the key to the Braves season?

No. The key is the number of two-strike squeeze plays called by Fredi Gonzalez when the pitcher has already demonstrated that he can’t get a bunt down. I’ll let you decide if that has an inverse or direct relationship to Braves wins.

Q: Chuck Tanner? Thoughts?

I talked about Chuck Tanner when he died back in February. Short version: He was a nice decent man. He was also a great example that different kinds of teams call for different kinds of managers. An extreme “players’ manager,” he was awesome when he had a mature team with respected leadership like Willie Stargell and the “We are Family” Pirates. He was less awesome when he had a team that needed a firmer hand like the mid-to-late 80s Braves and the cocaine-addled post-Stargell Pirates.  All of that said, he got along with Dick Allen, and no one freaking got along with Dick Allen, so Tanner may have been some sort of saint or savant.

Q: If you could know for sure on one guy (re: steroid use), who would you pick?

I won’t name a specific name I’m curious about because that might suggest that I suspect him to begin with and that is a business I don’t feel comfortable getting into. Broadly speaking, though, I’d be really curious to know who used and who didn’t in the pre-Canseco era. Because Jose Canseco didn’t invent steroids and there is considerable evidence that they were being used in baseball at least in the 1970s and maybe earlier. I don’t approve of steroids, but I am not at all willing to say that baseball had “The Steroid Era,” that it neatly coincided with Jose Canseco’s emergence and the release of the Mitchell Report and pretend that there’s nothing else to know about it. Doing so is unfair to those who are being treated like monsters because of use in the 1990s-2000s and it lets earlier PED users off the hook when they shouldn’t be.

Q: Is Joe Maddon right or crazy for preferring Sam Fuld to Carl Crawford?

Did he said that? If so, I missed it. (UPDATE: he said it).  And if so, he’s neither right nor crazy. He’s just practical. Sam Fuld is in his clubhouse every day. Carl Crawford is not.  But yeah, liking Fuld as a player more than Crawford is pure bonkerousness.

Q: Do you see the inexplicable (and largely undefined) MLB TV blackout rules being revised any time soon? Affects Hawaii, too.

Not really, if for no other reason than MLB has not shown that it cares about this one iota. When baseball wakes up and realizes that it stands to make a bunch more money with MLB.tv and Extra Innings subscriptions than it does from cable customers who are theoretically but never actually able to watch, say, Twins games in Iowa because the team-affiliated networks don’t serve that area, they’ll change it.

Q:  Favorite Trek (TOS) movie? Any favorite lines?

KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Q: What would you use first– Just for Men or Rogaine, and do the commercials play into that decision?

As a bald man this is a purely theoretical question. But let me just say that I think people who lose their hair or go gray naturally look and seem like happier and more content people than those who fight nature via chemicals, wigs and greasy kid stuff.

Q: Drinking age: 18 or 21?

I’m rather swayed by the idea that people old enough to be sent to fight a war or to be tried as an adult should be allowed to have a beer. At the same time, I will grant that our society is kind of messed up in that a lot more effort seems to be put into preparing a person to fight in a war and/or commit crimes than it does to teach them to handle alcohol and other adult matters responsibly, so who knows what would happen if we lowered the drinking age back down to 18 again.  As a 37 year-old man, I find that I care about this issue far less than I did, oh, 16-19 years ago.

Q: Under what circumstances would you send your 6’4″ Hawaiian first baseman up to home plate to bunt w/ one out?

I think the man that can answer that preceded the man who likes those two-strike squeeze plays as the Braves’ third base coach back in the day. Perhaps there is something in the water down in Atlanta that caused all of the Bobby Cox proteges to do silly things like this.

Q: Why did they stop making Jello Pudding Pops? Those things were delicious!

I think it was decided in the same meeting where it was decided to rename Ding Dongs as “King Dons.” Thankfully the good people at Hostess eventually came to their senses. Your move, Jell-O.

Q: How many FULL Marlins games do you watch in a given season, other than when they play the Braves?

This was probably prompted by my swipe at the Marlins’ broadcasting crew a couple of weeks ago. The answer: not many. I’d guess I watched five Marlins games other than Marlins-Braves last season (when I’m usually listening to Braves announcers anyway). So far this year I’ve seen the majority of two.  So yes, I’ll grant that my criticism of Hutton and Waltz isn’t based on a ton of data. That said, people who do watch tons of Marlins games have told me that it wasn’t off base, either.

Q: Top 3 bourbons?

Blanton’s, Woodford Reserve and Maker’s Mark.  I am limited, however, to the bigger brands that I can buy here in Columbus. I’m going to remedy this in June when the wife and I take a pilgrimage to Kentucky for a little weekend getaway/bourbon expedition.  I’m hoping to discover stuff I’ve never heard of and love like there’s no tomorrow.

Q: Is your wife a hottie? 

And that’s all the time we have for today. Let’s do this again next week, shall we?

  1. benyamen - Apr 20, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    Here’s the link to the “Maddon likes Fuld as much or better than Crawford” article from the Boston Globe. http://tinyurl.com/4xxwzyr

    • benyamen - Apr 20, 2011 at 12:41 PM

      Sorry the tinyurl link isn’t working. Here’s the full one: http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2011/04/joe_maddon_sam.html

  2. reuben4boston - Apr 20, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    Yeah Craig, as a Columbus native, I can agree, there is no great access to bourbon in this city.

  3. sabosgoggles - Apr 20, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    “I’m going to remedy this in June when the wife and I take a pilgrimage to Kentucky for a little weekend getaway/bourbon expedition. I’m hoping to discover stuff I’ve never heard of and love like there’s no tomorrow.”

    Fantastic. My wife (born & raised in the bluegrass) and I stock up every time we go home. Suggestions: Elmer T. Lee (smooth and sweet), Ridgemont Reserve 1792 (casky), and Willett’s (not f’ing around – add plenty of rocks).

  4. Jonny 5 - Apr 20, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    On the last question…

    http://digamma.net/btfwiki/Craig_Calcaterra%27s_wife

    • cur68 - Apr 20, 2011 at 1:43 PM

      Softly, in the background, Chris DeBurgh sings ‘Lady In Red’

  5. hep3 - Apr 20, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    Q: Is your wife a hottie?
    And that’s all the time we have for today. Let’s do this again next week, shall we?

    This ranks right up there with that commercial with Honest Abe Lincoln and Mary Todd where she asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?”

    • raysfan1 - Apr 20, 2011 at 7:59 PM

      & I presume your wife doesn’t actually read your work.

      The correct answer should always be “Absolutely!” Shake your head at the same time if you must–after first confirming there are no witnesses of course.

  6. rewbschaft - Apr 20, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    Old Pogue Masters Select Bourbon, stuff is real good. Also if you can find it, and it was rare when I got mine in Kentucky a few years back, Woodford Reserve makes a four grain bourbon that is fantastic. The bottle is even shaped like a still!!

  7. paperlions - Apr 20, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    Every time I see the title of this post I think “I lift things up and put them down”

  8. directvaz - Apr 20, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    Everybody needs to get DIRECTV’s MLB Package!

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