Comments on: Just what you’ve been waiting for: Cacti on Parade http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/25/just-what-youve-been-waiting-for-cacti-on-parade/ Baseball. Baseball. And then a bit more baseball. Mon, 20 May 2013 12:20:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: joeflaccosunibrow http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/25/just-what-youve-been-waiting-for-cacti-on-parade/comment-page-1/#comment-131984 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 10:10:53 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=53432#comment-131984 It’s too dang hot to walk anywhere!

Air conditioning is one of the greatest inventions ever!

]]> By: shanemcdowell http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/25/just-what-youve-been-waiting-for-cacti-on-parade/comment-page-1/#comment-131950 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 01:51:52 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=53432#comment-131950 Cacti on Parade? I guess that’s better than how a cacti could just kill a man.

]]> By: Old Gator http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/25/just-what-youve-been-waiting-for-cacti-on-parade/comment-page-1/#comment-131918 Mon, 25 Apr 2011 23:38:27 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=53432#comment-131918 Anybody who’s ever accidentally backed up against a cholla cactus while trying to take a photograph of a sunset to the west of Tucson will be more than happy that they chose saguaro. If ever in Tucson, after gulping down a platter of green corn tamales at Lerua’s, head east to Tanque Verde cactus farm. They have about three hundred kinds of cacti out there, and another three hundred Euphorbia, one that looks exactly like each one of the three hundred kinds of cacti. Get yourself a real saguaro grown from seed and set up your very own stupid little owl preserve in your back yard.

You know, has it ever occurred to anyone that Bud Light may be a Euphorbia himself?

]]> By: Old Gator http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/25/just-what-youve-been-waiting-for-cacti-on-parade/comment-page-1/#comment-131916 Mon, 25 Apr 2011 23:34:06 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=53432#comment-131916 How’s this for a working definition of a conservative: someone who can’t find humor in reality?

]]> By: bloodysock http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/25/just-what-youve-been-waiting-for-cacti-on-parade/comment-page-1/#comment-131889 Mon, 25 Apr 2011 22:36:08 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=53432#comment-131889 1) 2001 World Series Championship

2) Randy Johnson’s perfect game

3) Luiz Gonzales’ 57* homer season

4) Tearing up Rod Barajas’ contract after he lost in arbitration and gave him what he filed for anyway, signing Willie Blair and still paying him and several others deferred money for years later, signing Josh Byrnes to a seven year deal with an ownership stake and allowing him to hire AJ Hinch for some bewildering reason.

]]> By: Chris Fiorentino http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/25/just-what-youve-been-waiting-for-cacti-on-parade/comment-page-1/#comment-131876 Mon, 25 Apr 2011 22:06:33 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=53432#comment-131876 Or the dumbest.

]]> By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/25/just-what-youve-been-waiting-for-cacti-on-parade/comment-page-1/#comment-131861 Mon, 25 Apr 2011 21:42:03 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=53432#comment-131861 Now, why didn’t I think of that? Real Cacti do make great bongs. Since it’s illegal to smoke pot and illegal to cut down saguaro cacti, the illegal aspect of the whole process cancels out too.

]]> By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/25/just-what-youve-been-waiting-for-cacti-on-parade/comment-page-1/#comment-131859 Mon, 25 Apr 2011 21:40:32 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=53432#comment-131859 “In the meantime we have Arizona this year, where they’ll make statues out of police officers demanding proof of citizenship from non-blond people.”

This might be the funniest sentence of 2011.

]]> By: George http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/25/just-what-youve-been-waiting-for-cacti-on-parade/comment-page-1/#comment-131856 Mon, 25 Apr 2011 21:37:30 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=53432#comment-131856 Is it just me, or do those things look like bongs?

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