Comments on: Luke Scott has a torn labrum

By: wlschneider09

wlschneider09 — Tue, 10 May 2011 12:35:00 +0000

If you can’t get behind masturbation, we have no room for you here.

By: micker716

micker716 — Tue, 10 May 2011 01:09:40 +0000

There’s no such thing as a “labrum”. There’s more to this story. He’s hiding something.

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 10 May 2011 00:04:27 +0000

Torn labrum you say? In the shoulder you say? Can throwing stuff do that to you? Like maybe…banana chips? Karma I say.

The chances that he’ll keep his huge mouth shut are minimal, sadly. With any luck he’ll spend some of his free time researching some of his dearly held beliefs. Unless of course he starts editing wikipedia. Then we’ll all come to regret this shoulder injury.

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Mon, 09 May 2011 23:34:17 +0000

Sorry…I don’t feel the least bit sorry for this hick.

You reap what you sow.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Mon, 09 May 2011 22:47:03 +0000

And…as of right now, the only comment to this Luke Scott post without a thumbs down vote is Jonny’s masturbation comment… Speaks volumes, don’t it?

By: natstowngreg

natstowngreg — Mon, 09 May 2011 22:16:33 +0000

Perhaps Schilling could tear his larynx while opining on ESPN?

By: IdahoMariner

IdahoMariner — Mon, 09 May 2011 21:49:05 +0000

nicely done, Craig.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 09 May 2011 21:32:12 +0000

Johnny, may Buddha cause you to be reincarnated as a Republican for japping my “brain” line. I had a whole anatomy lesson that I have to sit on now until Curt Schilling tears something.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Mon, 09 May 2011 20:41:43 +0000

The problem is that now, he’ll have more time to try to verbalize more of these thoughts that go through his head.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Mon, 09 May 2011 20:38:16 +0000

His parents planned this more than 50 years ago. I want authentication of this so-called MRI—and who is this Dr. Orly Taitz?

By: thehypercritic

thehypercritic — Mon, 09 May 2011 20:15:43 +0000

Kind of makes you believe in karma.

By: dfensfelix

dfensfelix — Mon, 09 May 2011 19:49:49 +0000

Good. Was hoping for larynx but I guess we’ll have to settle for labrum.

By: wlschneider09

wlschneider09 — Mon, 09 May 2011 19:47:29 +0000

No worries Luke, not even the government could penetrate that skull.

By: sknut

sknut — Mon, 09 May 2011 19:44:47 +0000

Next he will say the gov’t uses MRI machines to control minds and is tracking him.

By: marshmallowsnake

marshmallowsnake — Mon, 09 May 2011 19:38:02 +0000

Or the joke that the government caused this because he, “knew too much.”

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Mon, 09 May 2011 19:05:20 +0000

So do chronic masturbators. Try proving that one.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:51:48 +0000

Luke Scott is a big hunter, right? Well, if does a lot of practice shooting with rifles/shotguns and/or does a lot of practice with a bow (especially traditional ones such as recurves or long bows), he probably injured the shoulder during those activities. Labrum and rotator cuff problems are pretty common for those that practice too much with those types of weapons.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:49:03 +0000

Well….would you want to shake the hand of a man that you weren’t sure was born? I wouldn’t, that’s creepy.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:43:15 +0000

That’s in his brain. Right? Well I for one am glad he’s having this “torn Labrum” thing in his brain fixed, It explains all the “crazy talk” he’s been spewing…

By: b7p19

b7p19 — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:43:03 +0000

And Check.

By: b7p19

b7p19 — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:42:50 +0000

Check.

By: rebarratige

rebarratige — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:41:13 +0000

It’s a shame the O’s don’t keep a specialist on hand to deal with urgent cases of foot-in-mouth disease.

By: scottj27

scottj27 — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:37:14 +0000

I can’t be the only one who finds it fishy he has two first names. Has he ever shown US-issued identification to the press?

By: jasoncollette

jasoncollette — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:33:31 +0000

That may explain why he avoided fielding Kotchman’s liner hit right at him yesterday as if it were a handshake from Obama

By: 18thstreet

18thstreet — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:33:07 +0000

Unless he shows me the x-ray, I refuse to believe it.

By: nps6724

nps6724 — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:32:50 +0000

They probably faked the MRI.

By: The Common Man/www.platoonadvantage.com

The Common Man/www.platoonadvantage.com — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:32:41 +0000

Obligatory “anyone can fake an MRI” joke here.