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Logan Morrison set to return from DL, so “hide ur wives & (hot) daughters”

May 12, 2011, 10:47 AM EDT

Logan Morrison AP

Everyone’s favorite tweeting left fielder, Logan Morrison, is expected to come off the disabled list in time for tomorrow’s game, according to Marlins manager Edwin Rodriguez.

Out since April 20 with a sprained foot, Morrison has made great use of his downtime by furthering his Twitter dominance over other players. For instance, here’s how he announced his impending return from the DL:

Attention DC; Hide ur wives & (hot) daughters. It looks like the Honey Badger will b back Fri.

Friday’s game is, of course, in Washington.

Emilio Bonifacio has hit surprisingly well as Florida’s primary left fielder with Morrison out, batting .317 with a .380 on-base percentage, but Morrison was hitting .327 with four homers and a 1.061 OPS in 15 games prior to the injury.

  1. b7p19 - May 12, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    Honey Badger? What? Someone may need to explain that one to me. Maybe I’m out of touch.

    • nps6724 - May 12, 2011 at 10:54 AM

      Honey badger don’t care.

      • schrutebeetfarms - May 12, 2011 at 1:29 PM

        Honey badger is a hungry bastard

      • Brian Murphy - May 12, 2011 at 4:46 PM

        Oh, it’s got a cobra. Oh, it runs backwards.

        That’s the highlight of my day.

  2. Jonny 5 - May 12, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    I think he really means it.

  3. heyblueyoustink - May 12, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    Badgers are pretty nasty critters, maybe he’s planning on pulling a Marv Albert?

  4. itsacurse - May 12, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Logan Morrison, you ape.

    • heyblueyoustink - May 12, 2011 at 11:19 AM

      As in damn dirty ape?

  5. macjacmccoy - May 12, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    So your saying Morrison would hook up with ugly and hot wives alike but will only hookup with hot daughters? That seems backwards to me I would rather hook up with an ugly 20 year old daughter then an ugly and probably over weight 40 year old wife.

  6. uuddlrlrbastart - May 12, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    At least it means fathers can let their ugly daughters roam free. Or whatever it is people do with ugly children.

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