Comments on: Bobby Jenks could be activated from DL this weekend

By: purdueman

purdueman — Wed, 25 May 2011 16:57:49 +0000

When Bobby first grew the “thing” in Chicago, the rumor was that he didn’t really grow it, but paid strippers from his favorite “Gentleman’s Club” for their shaved pubic hair. When he finally got enough of it, he bleached it all to get a uniform color and then fashioned into that “thing” on the bottom of his chinny, chin, chin!

By: bobwsc

bobwsc — Wed, 25 May 2011 14:17:44 +0000

at least make your cheap shots worth a crap

By: bobwsc

bobwsc — Wed, 25 May 2011 14:16:28 +0000

looks like Frank Mir’s (UFC) chin-vag, but blonde. outside of Dennis Rodman, no man should attempt the platinum blonde look.

By: dirtyharry1971

dirtyharry1971 — Wed, 25 May 2011 13:16:00 +0000

the blowsox need this guy back ASAP along with dice-k and lackey, hell jenks should be the damn closer!!

By: pisano

pisano — Wed, 25 May 2011 04:23:31 +0000

Why didn’t they order him to enroll in Jenny Craig while he was on the DL.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 25 May 2011 00:34:30 +0000

‘zaps; he was never injured. Its a ploy see to distract the common man from the excesses of The Man. Yeah you thought Jenks was injured eh? Hell no, brah. Bobby on special ops to limit personal freedoms and cover for his federal overlords as they systematically dismantle your personal freedom. His nefarious mission over he’s back to pitch. Or whatever it is he does.

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Tue, 24 May 2011 22:31:03 +0000

Jinx sorta looks like a hot dog in a microwave, just before the casing blows apart from overheating.

By: purdueman

purdueman — Tue, 24 May 2011 21:29:55 +0000

Bobby Stinks… Boston’s $6.5M/year mop up man!

That role he’ll be good in though, because during the offseason he’s used to hearing his name called over the intercom: “Bobby, clean up on aisle 5… and bring a mop and a bucket!”.

By: frankvzappa

frankvzappa — Tue, 24 May 2011 20:57:31 +0000

Please God no. Do not let this man near a mound ever again. He should not be trusted with a ten run lead.

By: patsandsox

patsandsox — Tue, 24 May 2011 19:51:23 +0000

As long as he doesnt pitch like a goat

By: purdueman

purdueman — Tue, 24 May 2011 19:45:58 +0000

A large part of the reason that the White Sox let Bobby Stinks walk as a free agent (while re-signing AJ Pierczinski and Paul Konerko), had to do with Jenks now well chronicled off the field (booze), and temperament problems. Boston, you can have him!

By: b7p19

b7p19 — Tue, 24 May 2011 19:01:17 +0000

That is the worst gotee I have ever seen in my life.