Comments on: HBT Breakfast Wrap

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Fri, 27 May 2011 00:45:04 +0000

Yum. Damn…now I’m hungry. Just hold the Velveeta and make it provolone, with fried onions. And make it snappy.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 26 May 2011 21:46:13 +0000

How about a stale hoagie roll full of rancid horsemeat, buried in a thick scrum of deliquescent Velveeta?

By: deathmonkey41

deathmonkey41 — Thu, 26 May 2011 18:48:42 +0000

•Ian Snell comes out of retirement. Vows to avenge the death of his friend Apollo Creed. I think. I dunno. I didn’t read it.

Damn Brilliant. You can never go wrong with Rocky III or IV references.

By: jjvedamuthu

jjvedamuthu — Thu, 26 May 2011 17:09:55 +0000

You Rule!

I am a fan of both baseball and Kantian ethics. I have to say I never, ever expected to see/hear/read a baseball discussion framed in terms of the Original Position.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 26 May 2011 16:20:04 +0000

Has anybody ever gotten a breakfast that even remotely looks that way? Maybe I’m just too cheap to go to the really good places, but mine never look like that.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 26 May 2011 16:10:54 +0000

At least he mentioned Big Joe on the Breakfast Wrap. They go together like…Blanton and well…food, I guess.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 26 May 2011 14:53:32 +0000

Around 8:40 this morning, speaking of breakfast, Craig, you were patched in to the Weather Channel by telephone – something about rainouts. My mouth was full – brandied chicken apple sausage, in this case – so it was difficult to make out what you were saying. Probably becuase I had the screen muted so I could hear myself slurping my freshly ground Galapagos Island coffee.

in any case, here’s the point: I’m really happy to see your portfolio expanding like Mr. Creosote after eating the waffer-thin mint, but if you’re going to be poching on Weather Channel property we have to have a simple rule: you’re welcome to Tiffany, but Stephanie is mine. Got that?

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Thu, 26 May 2011 14:15:07 +0000

The breakfast wrap platter, “it’s smiling at me.”

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Thu, 26 May 2011 14:14:19 +0000

Hey, take it easy on Blanton will ya? I heard he was doing curls when he hurt his elbow. Whole turkey curls. He grabs a turkey in each hand and does curls with them and they literally get lighter with each curl making it a wonderful endurance exercise. He’s done when he’s curling skeletons. Ya know about 20 reps for him…

By: rebarratige

rebarratige — Thu, 26 May 2011 13:35:38 +0000

Something tells me Rawls would have had a thing or two to say about revenue sharing.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Thu, 26 May 2011 13:22:49 +0000

“Orlando Hudson’s groin, Ian Stewart’s hamstring. They all blend together for me after a while.”

is there a rule against dating a player from another team?

P.S. your Orlando Hudson link leads to something else…

By: Phillies Homer

Phillies Homer — Thu, 26 May 2011 12:46:23 +0000

As much as I like the “wrap” idea… something’s gotta be done about the picture. I routinely skip out on eating breakfast (I know most important meal…ahh) and breakfast wraps/burritos are easily the most appetizing thing to me.

So, yea… maybe find a picture that has, like, onions in it or something. I don’t like onions.