May 26, 2011, 11:02 AM EDT
Some of your questions will show up on HBT Daily later today. Here are the rejects. But don’t take that personally. I actually like the rejects better.
Q: Who was better- Mantle, Mays or Snider?
You know, just because that guy wrote that terrible song linking all three of them 30 years ago doesn’t mean we have to include merely great players with the immortals. So, sorry Duke.
As for the other two: I think one of the great what-ifs in all of baseball history is what would have happened if Mantle hadn’t sustained injuries early in his career and repeated bouts of the brown bottle flu later in his career. Because at his peak he was in the conversation as the best ever. He had speed, power, and all manner of mad skill.
But if ifs and butts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a happy Christmas, and Mantle didn’t stay healthy or take care of himself. Willie Mays did, however, and as a result I think he only has Babe Ruth as a comparison as the greatest baseball player of all time. The complete package. No weaknesses. If God Himself were to come down to Earth right now and create the perfect baseball player, that player would most closely resemble Willie Mays.
Q: Every morning, I eat an apple on my drive to work and I feel guilty for tossing the core out my window. Should I feel bad?
Only if it’s one of them new-fangled apples with a non-biodegradable core. Or if you hit someone.
Q: Would you rather watch a pitching meltdown of bloop hits or a pitcher’s duel where both pitchers throw 89 MPH fastballs?
I saw Jamie Moyer square off against Tom Glavine enough times over the years to where that’s not a hypothetical question. Give me the pitcher’s duel every time.
Q: Of the Mets Wilpon called out, which would you want to build a team around, assuming you’d want to do such a thing?
Well, I wouldn’t want to, but of the three, Jose Reyes probably has the most gas in the tank of any of them.
Q: If you could pick one guy to see play, who would it be?
Ruth. We have something like an hour of total footage of the guy and half of that is him horsing around. I’d like to see him over the course of a three game series. See what pitches get him out (because he did get out sometimes). See what he feasted on. I’d even like to see his defense.
Q: If we dump Derek Jeter into the Sarlacc’s mouth, do you think it has to digest his intangibles before or after his corpse?
He would never be consumed. He would escape, not unlike Boba Fett escaped: by virtue of his iron will and his Mandalorian armor. And the assistance of fellow bounty hunter Dengar.
Q: Who is January Jones’ baby daddy?
I don’t know, but I’d be disappointed if it wasn’t Kevin Bacon. Man, I love Kevin Bacon.
Q: What team had the best names? My take: ’71 A’s. Catfish Hunter, Vida Blue, Mudcat Grant, Rollie Fingers, Blue Moon Odom.
I don’t think I can argue with that. Anyone?
Q: In honor of Memorial Day, favorite war movie?
Either “Dr. Strangelove,” “Duck Soup” or “Apocalypse Now.” You’ll not be surprised that I tend to favor anti-war films.
Q: Does it ever cross your mind, when a player is doing super well that he may be injecting something?
Only when I’m suffering from spells in which I am under the delusion that I am working for the New York Daily News.
Look, Granderson is having a nice year and all, but Mariano Rivera picks bits of guys like Granderson out of his stool.
Q: Red pill or blue pill?
Do I get to get with late 90s-era Carrie-Anne Moss? This is critical in my assessment.
Q: Why does AJ Burnett look like a serial killer right before he pies walkoff Yankees?
I don’t know, but the fact that he has never been able to explain all of the evidence linking him to the Zodiac Murders is unsettling at best.
Q: How many ballplayers agree with Kant’s categorical imperative?
The existence of The Unwritten Rules negates Kant’s categorical imperative by their very definition in that they foreclose the notion of one ultimate commandment of reason.
Q: So they’re more so into consequentialism?
No, not quite, for the Unwritten Rules don’t conform to the tenets of consequentialism. Take the “don’t steal a base when leading big” rule. Consequences: minimal. Moral transgression: considered huge. It’s quite the conundrum.
Q: True. What would then be the best fit for baseball’s ethical system?
My best guess is Rawls’ original position. Ballplayers can’t know what the future holds for them: will they be lucky enough to play for a winner or resigned to the second division? Will they be the best player on their team or will they be stuck in a platoon role? Given these unknowns — this veil of ignorance if you will — they have no choice but to, as the saying goes, play the game the right way and ask that others do the same, hoping that the results of such a distributive justice scheme creates fairness and equality.
That said: I am mindful of Robert Nozick’s critique of all of this as being maximally risk-averse and therefore problematic given the underlying anarchy inherent in humanity.
Thanks for the questions, all! And the ability to let me use my undergraduate studies! Yes, I did major in “Star Wars!”
Let’s do it again next week.
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