Comments on: There was another fire at Dodger Stadium this morning

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 30 May 2011 20:48:06 +0000

SmackSaw, paperlions beat you to that joke by a full day. But after the second fire, I must confess that I am forced to begin taking the idea seriously.

By: sknut

sknut — Mon, 30 May 2011 18:46:13 +0000

Assuming the insurance is paid up to date.

By: jimbo1949

jimbo1949 — Mon, 30 May 2011 17:59:01 +0000

Obvious Man©

By: SmackSaw

SmackSaw — Mon, 30 May 2011 17:40:44 +0000

McCourt needs the insurance money.

By: yankeesfanlen

yankeesfanlen — Mon, 30 May 2011 16:13:37 +0000

During the negotiations between the owner and Tony (the torch) Trattoria, it comes out that a detective Joe Thursday has been secretly investigating the incidents, and shagging the owner’s ex-wife. This leads to a frantic chase that covers the catacombs of the world, from The Vatican to Las Vegas.
Anyone have Nick Cages cell number? If not, continue the treatment.

By: halladaysbicepts

halladaysbicepts — Mon, 30 May 2011 16:11:48 +0000

“It’s totally irresponsible for us to speculate, of course.”

Well. this does not apply to the bicept man. I will speculate for you, then.

Rumor has it that Frank McCourt, in an act of desperation to make payroll and pay off the Stow’s, attempted to burn down the stadium for insurance money. Apparently, he couldn’t even do that right.