Comments on: Elijah Dukes got arrested again

By: dirtyharry1971

dirtyharry1971 — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 05:16:41 +0000

the blowsox should sign this guy asap

By: pisano

pisano — Tue, 31 May 2011 22:44:44 +0000

Good point.

By: pisano

pisano — Tue, 31 May 2011 21:24:33 +0000

Dan, I can’t top that, I almost pissed myself reading it. In reality this could happen knowing this group of f**k ups.

By: wickedworld123

wickedworld123 — Tue, 31 May 2011 20:05:29 +0000

Right? No hard drugs, no assault charge? Where’s the *story*?

By: jimbo1949

jimbo1949 — Tue, 31 May 2011 19:23:37 +0000

Padding his stats? This is like bunting in the 9th when you’re down by 10 to keep a hitting streak alive.

By: xmatt0926x

xmatt0926x — Tue, 31 May 2011 19:09:00 +0000

I’m shocked. Where is the guy that always comes on here after one of these arrest stories and plays the pathetic and tired ol’ race card? You know, the “why did the man pull him over in the first place?”. I guess once it gets to 3 or 4 arrests even the cop-out race card guys go away.

By: patsandsox

patsandsox — Tue, 31 May 2011 17:33:52 +0000

Shouldn’t it be more news worthy if he goes a month without an arrest at this point, just saying

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Tue, 31 May 2011 17:33:09 +0000

Or just get Dana White to put them—including Dykstra—in the next season of the Ultimate Fighter.

By: patsandsox

patsandsox — Tue, 31 May 2011 17:32:24 +0000

Why anyone lets this man behind the wheel is amazing to me. I would think he must have friends to take the keys (that he still has keys also amazes me).

By: Dan in Katonah

Dan in Katonah — Tue, 31 May 2011 17:18:08 +0000

I’ll go you one better, pisano – Dukes, Bradley and Everett live together in a house (possibly half-way) and have their own reality show. Tell me you would not tune in to see the hijinks and hilarity as Bradley pummels Dukes after Elijiah contradicts the whole dinosaur theory. Everett tries to play peacemaker and ends up cracking a chair over both their heads when his plea for calm goes unrecognized. Special guest star Lenny Dykstra will do a cameo next week to try to bust Elijiah out, only to get shanked for hogging too much camera time. We can call it “Three Stikes” or something stupid like that…

By: rebarratige

rebarratige — Tue, 31 May 2011 17:04:27 +0000

There should be an “All Quiet on the Western Front”-esque standing headline here that reads “Elijah Dukes Is In Minor Trouble With The Law.” Then, when he does something remarkably bad, we can pay real attention.

By: deathmonkey41

deathmonkey41 — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:54:35 +0000

I’m sure that demented old man, Al Davis, will sign him to play with the Raiders eventually.

By: Charles Gates

Charles Gates — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:36:29 +0000

Awesome.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:30:21 +0000

By: pisano

pisano — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:29:56 +0000

I think Dukes, Milton Bradley, and Carl Everett ought to just jump the gun(no pun intended) and request the same prison cell and go in on the buddy plan as they used to allow in the Army. It’s just a matter of time before one or all of them are convicted felons. I’m just sayin.

By: Charles Gates

Charles Gates — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:27:09 +0000

Well what do ya know, the sun rose in the east again this morning.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:07:33 +0000

Was he ever really a ballplayer anyway, or just a talented dumbass?

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:05:43 +0000

Just another challenge—there are plenty of ways to get arrested while still in the klink.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:02:46 +0000

Wow…this guy just can’t catch a break.

CO: “Okay, Dukes. You’re back out. Wait a minute—none of these keys will open this door. Hang tight until we get one that works. It should be about 10-15 until the locksmith can fix it.”

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 31 May 2011 15:55:17 +0000

Show of hands. How many want to stop wasting space on Elijah Dukes on this blog until he actually commits a crime using a firearm?

By: shawnuel

shawnuel — Tue, 31 May 2011 15:43:40 +0000

The obvious question here is: After how many arrests are they going to stop letting him OUT of jail?

By: Brian Murphy

Brian Murphy — Tue, 31 May 2011 15:43:22 +0000

With anyone else, this would be a story.
With Elijah, having him spend a night in jail because of driving on a suspended license just feels empty.

By: uuddlrlrbastart

uuddlrlrbastart — Tue, 31 May 2011 15:40:59 +0000

This streak is far more impressive than Jo-Jo Reyes’. Though I hope it ends in June, because there’s really no reason to waste any more time discussing Dukes.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Tue, 31 May 2011 15:35:55 +0000

I would put money that he can go 56 in a row.