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Picture of the Day: Braves reliever Peter Moylan and his fiancee model black dresses

Jun 2, 2011, 3:59 PM EST

Peter Moylan has plenty of time on his hands following back surgery last month, so the Braves reliever tweeted a picture of his fiancee in the dress she’s wearing to the ESPY awards … and then tweeted a picture of himself wearing a similar dress.

The double tattoo sleeves sticking out of a sleeveless dress is a helluva look.

As he explained afterward on Twitter:

FYI it took me 1 min to get into that dress and 45 mins to get out!!!

Presumably that’s not how Moylan injured his back in the first place.

  1. nps6724 - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Admit it HBTers, you’ve had worse.

  2. jwbiii - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    Will “Crossdressers With Way Too Much Ink” be a regular feature here?

    • Utley's Hair - Jun 2, 2011 at 5:27 PM

      Here and on Springer.

  3. skerney - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    Her shoes are all wrong, and I hope he waxes his chest before going out with that look.

    • paperlions - Jun 2, 2011 at 5:03 PM

      After looking again, you are right, she *is* wearing shoes. I hadn’t noticed.

  4. kopy - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    After a few too many cocktails they pretty much look the same. Be careful out there, everybody!

  5. Jonny 5 - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    Man she’s purrty, and the one on the left isn’t bad either…. How can you not love this guy btw?? I mean when he isn’t striking out all your lefties and all…

    • Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:17 PM

      Couldn’t have said it better (i.e. weirder) myself.

      • Jonny 5 - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:30 PM

        Oh, I’m sure you could… in 5 different ways. ;)

  6. nps6724 - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    I gotta say, he does that “coy” look a little TOO well.

    • Andrew - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:29 PM

      Hand on hip, cross one leg over a bit while standing on toes with same foot, slight smile, and finger to lip. Doesn’t seem that tough.

      • nps6724 - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:36 PM

        To make it look so natural is.

  7. Jonny 5 - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    You know what? He lost weight. And by the looks, a ton of it. Atlanta fans, beware. Because fat rocks on the mound. I mean he was at least a size 12 before, and by my eye he’s now a 4.

    • nps6724 - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:28 PM

      Everyone knows black is slimming.

  8. spudchukar - Jun 2, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    Now if he can bring the coquettish look to the mound as he is peering in at the hitter.

  9. Dan in Katonah - Jun 2, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    Love Atlanta’s new alternate black road jersey.

    • goldensombrero3000 - Jun 2, 2011 at 7:43 PM

      He’s used to pitching in the stretch.

  10. cur68 - Jun 2, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    Looks right; My eeyyyyessss! Aiiiiiieee they burn so….

    Looks Left; Well. Hello, there. Look at your man. Now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly he isn’t me, BECAUSE HE’S DRESSED LIKE A FRICKIN LADY!

  11. alr1047 - Jun 2, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    And what does Roger Mcdowell have to say about this????

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