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Dwight Gooden wasn’t a great “Celebrity Rehab” roommate

Jun 28, 2011, 4:46 PM EDT

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I was just listening to a replay of Howard Stern’s show from this morning and heard former Baywatch actor Jeremy Jackson interviewed about, among other things, his time on the current season of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew.

Why is that at all relevant to a baseball blog, you ask? Because he was roommates with Dwight Gooden, about whom he said:

He poops a lot, that guy. I had to share a room with him. It was a very stinky room.

You’re welcome.

  1. halladaysbicepts - Jun 28, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    Yeah, I also heard that he caught Gooden spreading his boogers on the wall all the time.

  2. Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Jun 28, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    Why isn’t this on the front page of the New York Times?

  3. scatterbrian - Jun 28, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    I met Jackson at a coffee shop one time, and he ended up talking about his hemorrhoids. That night I renamed my still unformed punk band Hobie and the Hemorrhoids.

  4. dogsweat1 - Jun 28, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Dwight takes over sized dumps, and he touches himself in the no-no place!!

  5. thumbsjohnson - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    Who poops more…Dwight Gooden or Aaron Gleeman? Go!

    • halladaysbicepts - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:03 PM

      I would have to say Dwight. Due to the amount of time required with blogging, I don’t see Aaron the pooping type.

      • scatterbrian - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:09 PM

        Just an FYI: you can blog and poop simultaneously, though I prefer playing Words With Friends… Yay technology.

      • FC - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:10 PM

        Multi-task, take the laptop to the bathroom with you.

      • halladaysbicepts - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:15 PM

        What requires the greater skill, pooping or blogging?

      • FC - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:20 PM

        Not sure, quite often, both activities yield the same results.

      • halladaysbicepts - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:24 PM

        I often find that before I do my best blogging in the morning, I have a good pooping. The ideas then start flowing. It’s refreshing to have a good poop in the morning.

    • thumbsjohnson - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:16 PM

      I don’t poop often…but when I do…I do it while blogging.

      • halladaysbicepts - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:19 PM

        Stay non-constipated, my friend.

  6. Robert - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    Scatterbrian takes big craps as well…………

    • scatterbrian - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:20 PM

      It’s more about time than volume.

      • royalsfaninfargo - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:40 PM

        Or quality or quantity?

  7. goforthanddie - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    Thanks for sharing :-\

  8. Robert - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    Sometimes my dung is in a shape of a question mark………………

    • halladaysbicepts - Jun 28, 2011 at 5:49 PM

      They call that Riddler Poop.

    • scatterbrian - Jun 28, 2011 at 6:06 PM

      Are you Matthew Lesko?

  9. xmatt0926x - Jun 28, 2011 at 7:56 PM

    Is the real story here that gooden craps alot or that he has recently morphed into JJ walker? That’s a rough pic for Dwight.

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