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The 2011 un-All-Star team

Jul 3, 2011, 9:53 PM EDT

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MLB sent 66 players to Phoenix today. Here’s 58 who can head to Siberia instead. Presenting your un-All-Stars.

(I won’t be taking salaries or expectations into account. Playing time, however, will be a big factor. Basically, I’m looking for the guys who have done the most harm this year.)

AL: Jeff Mathis, John Jaso
NL: Josh Thole, Rod Barajas

There haven’t been any truly horrible everyday catchers this year, if only because Mike Scioscia has split time between Mathis and Hank Conger pretty evenly. Barajas may have eight homers for the Dodgers, but it comes with a .261 OBP, plus he’s just 4-for-44 with RISP.

First Base
AL: Daric Barton, Derrek Lee
NL: Lyle Overbay, James Loney

Barton hit .212 with no homers in 236 at-bats before the A’s were finally forced to send him down at the end of last month. Loney has been hot lately and has his average all of the way up to .271, but he’s driven in a total of 28 runs in 295 at-bats despite hitting fifth and sixth all year.

Second Base
AL: Aaron Hill, Ryan Raburn
NL: Dan Uggla, Bill Hall, Jose Lopez

At least Hill can still pick it at second base, unlike the rest of the dreck here. However, he’s hit .239/.281/.332 with just three homers in 259 at-bats. Uggla has had 135 at-bats with runners on base this season, and he’s driven in just 17 Braves besides himself (he has 12 homers and 29 RBI).

Third Base
AL: Chone Figgins, Brandon Inge
NL: Casey McGehee, Chris Johnson

If these two teams actually were to get together for an un-All-Star Game, I think there should be a reentry rule so that Figgins can start, get pulled and then later return for round two.

AL: Reid Brignac, Cliff Pennington, Matt Tolbert
NL: Miguel Tejada, Yuniesky Betancourt

It’s a pretty good year for AL shortstops that Pennington is the second worse. Still, he’s been a disappointment both offensively and defensively after a 2010 season in which he was arguably the AL’s best shortstop (in a much weaker class).

I had to throw Tolbert in here. He’s mediocre defensively, he doesn’t hit and he doesn’t steal bases, yet he may well get 250 at-bats for the Twins.

AL: Juan Pierre, Alex Rios, Vernon Wells, Rajai Davis, Magglio Ordonez
NL: Chris Coghlan, Jason Bay, Raul Ibanez, Jayson Werth, Carlos Lee, Nate McLouth

Pierre has gotten hot at the plate and improved to .262/.320/.311 for the season, but he has the worst defensive numbers of any AL outfielder. Davis has been another big disappointment with the glove, and he’s getting on base just 25 percent of the time for the Jays.

Give National League teams credit: there haven’t been any truly atrocious outfielders playing regularly in the circuit this year. Maybe Ibanez qualifies if one puts total faith in his terrible defensive numbers, but he’s the only one. Even Coghlan, who was struggling to master center field after moving over from left, was only a liability against southpaws before getting sent down.

Designated Hitter
AL: Adam Dunn

Well, that was a no-brainer. 1-for-53 against left-handers.

Starting Pitchers
AL: Fausto Carmona, Kyle Drabek, Kyle Davies, John Lackey, Luke Hochevar
NL: J.A. Happ, Bronson Arroyo, Mike Pelfrey, Travis Wood, Brett Myers, Chris Volstad

The lone thing stopping Davies from becoming the AL’s ace is some missed time with a sore shoulder.  He’s joined here by his teammate Hochevar. Another pair of Royals starters, Sean O’Sullivan and Jeff Francis, didn’t miss the cut by much.

Two Astros and two Reds here. Like the Royals, I just had to go with a six-man rotation for the NL squad. I couldn’t let that talent go to waste.

AL: Mike Gonzalez, Frank Francisco, Ryan Perry, Joe Nathan, Bobby Jenks, Andy Sonnanstine, Daniel Schlereth
NL: Ryan Franklin, Brandon Lyon, John Grabow, Danys Baez, Aaron Heilman, Fernando Abad

It looks like Nathan is turning the corner now, but since he was at 7.63 before going on the DL, he has a lot of work to do to make his ERA respectable again.

Franklin’s ERA stood at 8.46 before he was cut by the Cardinals. Still, that pales in comparison to Lyon’s 11.48 mark. He’s done for the season after shoulder surgery.

  1. bleedgreen - Jul 3, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    I would swap out Baez for JC Romero. Baez had 2 or 3 outings where he was decent. The 19 inning game he pitched 4 or 5 innings I believe.

  2. omegamango - Jul 3, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    Lame, Lame, Lame. There are some serious problems with your mean-spirited list.

    • marinersnate - Jul 4, 2011 at 10:59 AM

      Yes. Quit it out you big meanie. Why you deserve a “harsh” time-out for your mean-spiritness….

  3. jahiegel - Jul 3, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    Perhaps Aubrey Huff for James Loney.

  4. cosanostra71 - Jul 4, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    How is Scott Kazmir not on this team? smh what a waste of space on the Halos!

    • foreverchipper10 - Jul 5, 2011 at 10:52 AM

      Because playing time is a big factor. He noted that before the list started. Didn’t he have one start this year?

  5. hamispig - Jul 4, 2011 at 3:04 AM

    Wow! The Padres don’t have any players on this list. They really have an amazing team this year….
    or the entire team is just that forgettable.

  6. theghostofwillisreed - Jul 4, 2011 at 3:24 AM

    mike pelfrey is hot trash.

    if/when #57 comes back, it should be a given that little pelf gets bumped out of the rotation.

  7. The Baseball Idiot - Jul 4, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    Who would manage them?

  8. spudchukar - Jul 4, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    Dreck, harsh Dude, I like it.

  9. theolgoaler - Jul 4, 2011 at 1:55 PM

    I started feeling sorry for Ryan Franklin near the end; he so obviously wanted to get the job done, but he’d lost the movement/command that had made him a reliable closer over the past several seasons. Never a big swing-and-miss pitcher, Frankie lost that little something that kept hitters off-balance — and you could tell that it was simply killing him. The margin between success and failure in baseball can be razor-thin; and when it’s gone, it’s gone. Cruel game, sometimes… as a Cardinals fan, I’ll remember Frankie through 2010; 2011 just wasn’t to be for him.

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