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Kevin Youkilis scratched a day after getting plunked

Jul 5, 2011, 4:15 PM EDT

Kevin Youkilis

It’s probably no big deal, but Kevin Youkilis has been scratched from tonight’s lineup a day after leaving the game early following a plunking to the shoulder. Gordon Edes says that Youk should be back in action tomorrow.

Of course, if he were half the man Albert Pujols is, his body would have healed the contusion instantly and regenerated some extra fast-twitch cells in the affected region, all while performing a Level 3 self-diagnostic and doing some essential upgrades to his positronic matrix.

  1. foreverchipper10 - Jul 5, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    Dialed the nerd scale up to 11 on this one did ya Craig?

  2. deathmonkey41 - Jul 5, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    Too bad Joba’s done for the season- I miss when he throws at the big cry baby.

  3. dirtyharry1971 - Jul 6, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    Getting plunked might be the best thing that ever happened to Yuck, i never seen anyone more uglier

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