Comments on: Mike Stanton to see specialist for blurred vision that’s “like looking through something hazy”

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 16:35:24 +0000

Oh no Gator, You CAN TOO. Not a Doober though, but use a Hookah as a snorkel and you're set. This travel blog photo's source is TravelPod page: I'd Like To Be Under The Sea & Egypt Wrap Up

By: jjschiller

jjschiller — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 16:32:04 +0000

He’s saying he should smoke pot. Like has glaucoma. Too bad there’s urine tests, he can’t smoke some pot for that glaucoma.

Come on, man. Lets put our critical thinking caps on before we act a’fool.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 16:12:57 +0000

Nahh – he’ll hear “Paul is dead” most likely.

By: purdueman

purdueman — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 16:04:34 +0000

Really good pot (or so I’ve been told), can do that to ya! Now all Stanton has to do is run out and buy a turntable and play a few old Led Zepplin records backwards at 78 speed and he’ll likely see Jesus too!!!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 15:53:38 +0000

Forget my original prescription. You can't light a doober underwater anyway. Perhaps what the entire team needs is to grow bioluminescent illicia like the Lophiiformidae to help illuminate incoming boli and attract more Pudendidae in dimly lit hotel corridors.

By: cmutimmah

cmutimmah — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 15:49:16 +0000

Wow. Really? Stanton, who came through the system post roid era, who is near normal size for his frame, and has an issue with his eyes something not documented or believed to be equated to steroids/HGH/or any other performance enhancer, is accused. Gotcha. Old Gator KNOWS though…

Come on Peter Pan, Count Chocula…. get real.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 15:44:57 +0000

That silly Feesh has Walleye vision I bet. I hear it’s going around the Istiophoridae family like a plague. Results seem to agree.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 15:37:53 +0000

We all know the answer to this particular problem, but then there’s those urine tests….