Comments on: Bryce Harper got matching “Mom” and “Pops” wrist tattoos

By: clydeserra

clydeserra — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 00:13:36 +0000

Actually none of those people will likely say anything more than, “huh, Funny.”

By: cmutimmah

cmutimmah — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 20:11:23 +0000

This comment is going to get thumbs down for good reason, but I don’t care…

I hope everytime he rubs one out, he wears a wristband…

By: undeadjesus

undeadjesus — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 19:51:04 +0000

He’s gonna realize how dumb this was the next time he beats off.

Gotta think things through, kid!

By: metalhead65

metalhead65 — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:55:35 +0000

wow alot of hate for having a simple tat. are you people so jealous of his success that you will rip him for anything? not gangster enough for you I guess?

By: hotkarlsandwich

hotkarlsandwich — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:40:46 +0000

Douche and Bag

By: frankvzappa

frankvzappa — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:27:02 +0000

This is exactly the kind of article I needed to read so that I feel less like a sally for watching women’s soccer. What a homer.

By: jimbo1949

jimbo1949 — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:13:19 +0000

Future cellmate: “You talkin’ to me?”
Future prison guard: “You talkin’ to me?”
Future fellow inmate: “You talkin’ to me?”
.
Not much of a future?

By: scatterbrian

scatterbrian — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:10:33 +0000

This is the kind of shit that feed this kid’s ego…

By: trevorb06

trevorb06 — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:06:19 +0000

Awwww, his first rebelious ‘Bieber moment’. They grow up so quick.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:05:51 +0000

+1 for Memento reference.

By: sportsdrenched

sportsdrenched — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:46:56 +0000

College & Professional sports teams have athletic trainers and financial advisors. These teams MUST begin hiring “Tatoo Coaches”. You know, some one to run the design by to make sure it’s tastefull and that the player doesn’t embarrass.

If MLB and other leagues don’t get control of this something tragic is going to happen. Like what happened to this guy:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/forehead-tattoo/vulgar-forehead-tattoo-065897

By: bloodysock

bloodysock — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:41:47 +0000

It would have been more fun to see him have tattooed his crazy eye black scheme on his face.

By: anybodyinhere

anybodyinhere — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:39:40 +0000

I am firmly convinced this should be Bryce’s walk-up song when the Nats call him up:

http://tinyurl.com/5ghku8

By: kopy

kopy — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:34:04 +0000

Any time is does anything that requires looking at his hands he’s going to be reminded of his parents. Anything.

Seems a little too permanent for my taste. He should have bought some custom-made wristbands instead.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:32:14 +0000

man…. how dumb would he be if he spelled mom and pop backwards?

By: dlevalley

dlevalley — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:31:10 +0000

It’s sad that the part of this that annoys me the most is the inconsistency plurality… What’s wrong with ‘Mom’ and ‘Pop’?

By: texasdawg

texasdawg — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:26:28 +0000

Yee. Haw.

By: halladaysbiceps

halladaysbiceps — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:25:35 +0000

Why? I wonder if “Pops” and “Mom” would approve.

Wouldn’t “Blow” and “Kiss” be more appropriate?