Comments on: Hanley Ramirez got a new tattoo during the All-Star break too

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 15:51:20 +0000

Except (sigh) the top of my head. I've often thought of tattooing a bullseye on it so that the gulls have a working target for dropping their clams.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 15:49:58 +0000

If that idiot had his kids tattooed, at least his batting average is more than twice his IQ.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 15:24:01 +0000

You’re only saying that because your thick, scaly skin doesn’t allow needles to pierce it.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 13:15:11 +0000

I think tattooing is idiotic anyway. So is body piercing. I keep wondering what kind of social or aesthetic statement people think they’re making by mutilating themselves. Peer pressure is a horrible thing.

By: cmutimmah

cmutimmah — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 12:08:38 +0000

Brandon Inge had his kids tatooed on his forearms in similar fashion. Now, his kids have to wear the shame of being reminded the guy hitting .180 is actually their father…

By: Elite Fantasy Players

Elite Fantasy Players — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 11:17:46 +0000

Looks like Hanley’s not worried about his disasterous season. There a some good discussion on Hanley’s 2nd half value at RotoKnow.com. Head over and chime in!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 03:18:10 +0000

You know what's next? Ozzie (about whom we have heard nary a peep all through the Yawn Star Break, thank Buddha) gets himself covered with Voodoo veves and Hideki Matsui gets the full-body Yakuza treatment before starring in Takeshi Miike's remake of The Pillow Book.

By: rcali

rcali — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 01:58:15 +0000

Does he have a problem remembering his daughters name or something?

By: paperlions

paperlions — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 00:49:08 +0000

RK knows this because he was the tattoo artist.

By: scatterbrian

scatterbrian — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 22:08:38 +0000

You might wanna use spell-check, champ.

By: sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo

sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 22:05:05 +0000

Just saw your update: Oops.

Though one could argue that naming your child after yourself is even more narcissistic than getting your name tattooed on your forearm.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 22:03:10 +0000

—Facepalm—

Dammit…I’ll blame that fail on the glare, but I’ll also go get my eyes checked—and never take Aaron at his word again. Bad, bad, bad, warm ketchup eating Aaron!!!!!

By: RK

RK — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 22:02:51 +0000

Ironic typo brought to you by Swype

By: sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo

sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 22:02:12 +0000

Looks like ‘Hailey’ to me. Maybe he picked it off the ‘Eminem’ section on the artist’s wall. Hopefully he doesn’t start squalking about his terrible mom and his ex-wife. It would be a shame if he turned off the Marlins’ fan.

By: RK

RK — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 22:01:46 +0000

Now that you say that… It just might. Let’s hope it does for Hanley’s sake.

By: RK

RK — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 21:59:21 +0000

Apparently he went with his own name because the tattoo artist couldn’t spell douch.

By: krisnyce

krisnyce — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 21:57:22 +0000

Doesn’t that say “Hailey”?!

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 21:56:06 +0000

Nice understated narcissism