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Jul 25, 2011, 5:00 PM EDT

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I can’t really call it a quote of the day because it’s really a description of something far more significant and terrifying. Here’s Phil Rogers of the Chicago Tribune earlier this afternoon:

How comfortable is Jim Leyland at a ballpark? He just strolled ard the US Cellular grass in his underwear, no shirt.

That’s gonna stick with me for a while.

  1. bloodysock - Jul 25, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    Bad visual.

    • bigharold - Jul 25, 2011 at 6:41 PM


      Not to mention his job, .. cause if I showed up like that I’d better have tuned up my resume recently.

  2. newpairofsox - Jul 25, 2011 at 5:11 PM


    • bigharold - Jul 25, 2011 at 6:42 PM

      Perhaps he was taking advantage of the relaxed summer dress code that most corporation institute?

      • wlschneider09 - Jul 25, 2011 at 9:07 PM

        It’s just casual Monday. Don’t ask about super casual Friday, you don’t wanna know..

  3. hittfamily - Jul 25, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Still better than a wedding dress.

    • Utley's Hair - Jul 25, 2011 at 5:23 PM

      At least with a wedding dress, there’d be less skin showing.

  4. gammagammahey - Jul 25, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    I hope he was smoking a cigarette while he was doing it too.

    • Old Gator - Jul 25, 2011 at 10:07 PM

      And there goes our last best chance to find out if he was covered with self-inflicted burns….

  5. Utley's Hair - Jul 25, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    And now, for Gator’s benefit, picture Jack McKeon doing the same thing….

    • Old Gator - Jul 25, 2011 at 7:33 PM

      What did I ever do to you?

      Incidentally, that’s a hell of an image on which to lavish a quote from Nabokov, Craig.

  6. mrhojorisin - Jul 25, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    Was he watering the grass and muttering about squirrels?

  7. sportsdrenched - Jul 25, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    Ok, back to Cameron Diaz’s a$$, stat!

  8. natstowngreg - Jul 25, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    Ruined what’s left of my day.

  9. cur68 - Jul 25, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    Pass the eye bleach, martha and fetch the shotgun. Gotta go thin the heard again…

  10. shea801 - Jul 25, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    Ya know, not EVERY story is fit to print..

    /Its like walking into the locker room at the “Y”

  11. thefalcon123 - Jul 26, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    Though awkward, nothing beats the uncomfortable joke he told about being awake, reaching for the remote in bed and accidentally finding his wife’s vagina instead. After….uhh…pleasing her for a bit, he says he stopped abruptly. When his wife asked why, he responded, “because I found the remote!”.

    This was an actual “joke” he told at the Tony LaRussa roast earlier this year (seriously, who roasts the most humorless man alive), and coming from Jim Leyland, just sounds weird and creepy.

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