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I approve of this field-rushing

Aug 1, 2011, 11:35 AM EDT

A couple of fans rushed the field at the Cardinals-Cubs game last night.

Awful. Such a thing has no place in polite society. Think of the safety concerns! Think of the poor example it sets for the children!  This must be stopped if we are ever to — wait, what?  One of them was kinda cute?

OK, as you were.

  1. marshmallowsnake - Aug 1, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    I did not see this…did she get flattened like her guy friend?

  2. Drew Silva - Aug 1, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    She made it back into the stands, actually. Before an usher caught her about three steps up. Pretty impressive speed.

    • churchoftheperpetuallyoutraged - Aug 1, 2011 at 12:08 PM

      One of my new favorite blogs, hasn’t been updated with this one yet though.

  3. chadh88 - Aug 1, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    I was wondering what these people looked like. All ESPN showed was the smirk on Berkman’s face.

  4. thomas2727 - Aug 1, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    She looked like Chris Johnson leaving a couple defensive backs in the dust. Impressive breakaway speed.

  5. Chipmaker - Aug 1, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    We need someone like Morganna again. Not just roam-the-field nitwits, they’re boring, but some decidedly feminine female out to chastely smooch one selected player, then get routinely (even ceremoniously) hauled off by security goons.

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