Aug 2, 2011, 5:13 PM EDT
And no, that’s not a euphemism.
What has one thumb and feels naked without eye-black on? This guy!
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- Cardinals and Matt Carpenter agree to a six-year, $52 million extension 12
- Jet Blue Park is absolutely incredible 59
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