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Tweet of the Day: Pat Neshek can unpack now

Aug 24, 2011, 4:40 PM EDT

Earlier this week Pat Neshek was designated for assignment and removed from the 40-man roster by the Padres … or so he thought:


  1. Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Aug 24, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    Yeah, well I work a 9-5 with no house at a f@cking law firm and get paid less than you for doing something I clearly can’t love as much as you love baseball. Your move Neshek.

    • robertterwilliger - Aug 24, 2011 at 5:14 PM

      so because of money, he can’t have a bad day? he’s not exactly rubbing anyone’s faces in anything.

      tap the brakes, guy.

      • Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Aug 24, 2011 at 5:18 PM

        Dude, you been here before? Sarcasm is the majority of what I offer to the HBT comments. Pedal to the metal.

      • clydeserra - Aug 24, 2011 at 5:24 PM

        I thought it was funny

      • paperlions - Aug 24, 2011 at 5:37 PM

        To be effective, there needs to be a little less vitriol in the sarcasm. Right now the text just reads like you are pissed off, no hint of sarcasm in there at all.

        Try again.

      • Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Aug 24, 2011 at 5:43 PM

        No, it reads just fine if you know, one, anything about any of my posts (like Paperlions surely does), and two, realize “Your move ____” is always said in jest in conversation. No one who is angry at anyone tells them off and then says “your move ___”. So, you try again, all of you morons who can’t read (that wasn’t sarcasm, that was me telling you that your are a moron).

      • paperlions - Aug 24, 2011 at 5:56 PM

        Hmmmmm, sounds like you are cake deficient. Have you seen a doctor recently to have your cake levels checked?

      • cur68 - Aug 24, 2011 at 6:08 PM

        El Barvo just mad because his country doesn’t wrestle beaver for recreation and good clean fun. I don’t blame him. This lack of beaver wrestling would make anyone angry.

        There. Your move America.

      • Utley's Hair - Aug 24, 2011 at 6:29 PM

        HAHAHAHA!!!!! Now there’s a typo I have to jump on, Seisenta y ocho!!!!! El Barvo—I think he barved due to too much pie.

      • cur68 - Aug 24, 2011 at 6:40 PM


        See, this is why I’m not really Swiss. A Swiss person would have checked their spelling.

        Edit Function please.

      • Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Aug 24, 2011 at 6:45 PM


      • Utley's Hair - Aug 24, 2011 at 6:51 PM

        Tsk…tsk…tsk… Heyward and his premature commentation…

        I think he meant to say:

        PH#CK PIE!!!!!! (And I don’t believe he meant Felix, either.)

    • citifieldurinal - Aug 24, 2011 at 5:22 PM

      Wow, really? So, because he makes $625,000 he can’t have a crappy day?

      Packing your whole livelihood and moving your whole house sucks. Also, being shuffled between MLB and AAA teams isn’t something I would wish on anyone, especially with regard to living.

      But I forgot, money takes away your right to be annoyed or angry apparently. I guess you surrender all human emotion when you sign a contract.

      • Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Aug 24, 2011 at 5:44 PM

        Now If I can recognize the last two sentences as sarcasm, why can’t you recognize it in mine? Geez. Did you all just come out the same hole today?

      • Chris K - Aug 24, 2011 at 11:38 PM

        Well…while I wouldn’t say you surrender ALL emotion, there’s a reason why he earns COMPENSATION for his work.

  2. cleonslamminsalmon - Aug 25, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    Jason Heyward guy-
    Name calling because nobody thought your comment was funny? That’s weak. Don’t be mad because your sarcasm sucks.

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