Comments on: Tweet of the Day: Pat Neshek can unpack now

By: cleonslamminsalmon

cleonslamminsalmon — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:51:58 +0000

Jason Heyward guy-
Name calling because nobody thought your comment was funny? That’s weak. Don’t be mad because your sarcasm sucks.

By: Chris K

Chris K — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 03:38:51 +0000

Well…while I wouldn’t say you surrender ALL emotion, there’s a reason why he earns COMPENSATION for his work.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 22:51:15 +0000

Tsk…tsk…tsk… Heyward and his premature commentation…

I think he meant to say:

PH#CK PIE!!!!!! (And I don’t believe he meant Felix, either.)

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 22:45:58 +0000

PIE!

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 22:40:36 +0000

*facepalm*

See, this is why I’m not really Swiss. A Swiss person would have checked their spelling.

Edit Function please.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 22:29:19 +0000

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Now there’s a typo I have to jump on, Seisenta y ocho!!!!! El Barvo—I think he barved due to too much pie.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 22:08:00 +0000

El Barvo just mad because his country doesn’t wrestle beaver for recreation and good clean fun. I don’t blame him. This lack of beaver wrestling would make anyone angry.

There. Your move America.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:56:11 +0000

Hmmmmm, sounds like you are cake deficient. Have you seen a doctor recently to have your cake levels checked?

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:44:45 +0000

Now If I can recognize the last two sentences as sarcasm, why can’t you recognize it in mine? Geez. Did you all just come out the same hole today?

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:43:46 +0000

No, it reads just fine if you know, one, anything about any of my posts (like Paperlions surely does), and two, realize “Your move ____” is always said in jest in conversation. No one who is angry at anyone tells them off and then says “your move ___”. So, you try again, all of you morons who can’t read (that wasn’t sarcasm, that was me telling you that your are a moron).

By: paperlions

paperlions — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:37:42 +0000

To be effective, there needs to be a little less vitriol in the sarcasm. Right now the text just reads like you are pissed off, no hint of sarcasm in there at all.

Try again.

By: clydeserra

clydeserra — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:24:15 +0000

I thought it was funny

By: citifieldurinal

citifieldurinal — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:22:47 +0000

Wow, really? So, because he makes $625,000 he can’t have a crappy day?

Packing your whole livelihood and moving your whole house sucks. Also, being shuffled between MLB and AAA teams isn’t something I would wish on anyone, especially with regard to living.

But I forgot, money takes away your right to be annoyed or angry apparently. I guess you surrender all human emotion when you sign a contract.

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:18:59 +0000

Dude, you been here before? Sarcasm is the majority of what I offer to the HBT comments. Pedal to the metal.

By: robertterwilliger

robertterwilliger — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:14:40 +0000

so because of money, he can’t have a bad day? he’s not exactly rubbing anyone’s faces in anything.

tap the brakes, guy.

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:07:46 +0000

Yeah, well I work a 9-5 with no house at a f@cking law firm and get paid less than you for doing something I clearly can’t love as much as you love baseball. Your move Neshek.