Sep 1, 2011, 4:00 PM EDT
The New York Times has a story today about the trend of making the low-man on the bullpen totem pole carry the bullpen supplies in some children’s backpack. Usually a girl’s backpack with My Little Pony or something on it. It’s a hazing thing, of course. Two observations:
First, I hate that the alpha and omega of baseball hazing seems to be equating ballplayers with little girls. That’s the joke, see. No ballplayer would want to be a little girl! Ugh, grow up.
Second, my eye-rolls notwithstanding, they’re probably not necessary. Because as everyone knows, the minute the New York Times picks up on a trend, it means that the trend has already passed. I’m sure they’re on to something totally new now.
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