Take it easy Mrs. Affeldt. The whole thing was meant as a joke, not a personal attack on your boy. We wish him well and hope he recovers from his surgery and is back on the bump making you proud. Also I hope he uses a spatula to separte his burgers in the future. I really mean that you know. I look after the gravely unwell for a living and its my beat to prevent accidents. Just trying to use this graduate education I have, you know.

Let’s all play a joke on him and not tell him that a High School English teacher would toss this grammatical mess back at him.

You call out people for namecalling and questioning others’ intelligence by questioning others’ intelligence and namecalling? There’s a word for that.

I can pick out multiple things wrong in your sanctimonious posts, also, Mr(s). Grammar, so lighten up, Francis.

You also slam how we call the blogger here by his first names “like (we) all know him personally,” and yet you call out somebody else for saying he(?) wouldn’t use them because you don’t know where they come from. You say the process is safe based on regulations in place. Fine. Explain that massive recall on ground turkey last month, which just so happened to make people sick and included FROZEN TURKEY BURGER PATTIES.

By the way, please tell me what throwing away voter registration cards would do. The ones we have around here can’t even be used for ID at the polls, so they’re pretty much useless except to verify that, at some point, your registration was on the books.

Otherwise I agree with your first post.

Anonymity is a great way to bring out the jerk in people.

Matthew and the others guys who write here might not always say the right thing (most of us never do) but they do at least publish their names and take responsibility for what they say, unlike the rest of us.

And to boot, not a single one of you can see how bad this was written. And no I have no ax to grind with “Matthew”, (like you all know him personally) I’m just pointing out the facts of a poorly written piece. This is honestly the 2nd article I have read from this dope and it will be the last.

I could pick apart every single post on here and prove, to the semi-intelligent readers, just how lost you all are. However, it would be pointless and I have already wasted enough time writing this knowing that 98% of you can’t comprehend.

Finally, “Matthew”, did you seriously suggest he donate the remainder of what is owed to him? When not even a paragraph before you knowingly stated that he would not have been shut down had they been in a pennant race? That’s as far as I need to go to show that you, Matthew, need to find a job in a small market writing about a single A high school fishing team. Or possibly find something that you must be really good at….flipping burgers.

Purnell, you will NEVER make that much in your lifetime so I’m sure you will be fine. Don’t get me wrong though, being an idiot will make your life tough but at least you won’t have to worry about the troubles of being rich. And you should look up the extremely tough regulations that surround frozen hamburgers and the way they are distributed and monitored from the kill plants to your mothers Weber.

One more thing, for the Love of God and this great country, please throw away your voter registration cards.

And if he’s such a crappy writer, why read his posts? Possibly another stupid move on your part.

Hmm…evidence seems to be mounting against you, doesn’t it?

I was thinking the “stupid” is on your part.

P.S. The Dodgers will take 2nd place.