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Sep 15, 2011, 12:00 PM EDT

The Question

It’s that time again. Your almost 100% non-baseball questions.  But that’s OK. We need to do this to get all of the Star Wars talk out of our system lest we drive our wives and girlfriends crazy.  Assuming anyone who is obsessed with Star Wars has a wife or a girlfriend.  I should probably think on that.

And a programming note: the HBT Daily version of this will run tomorrow instead of today. We felt like talking about the Red Sox/Rays today instead. At some point we do have to pretend that this is a baseball blog after all.

OK, I came here to chew bubblegum and answer reader questions. And I’m all out of bubblegum.  Ready … Go!

Q:  Who ate all your bubblegum?

This guy.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

Personally speaking I don’t think life has a meaning. Vonnegut, as he so often did, got this one right when he said “we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.”

Q: Star Wars Blu-Ray with all sorts of added material … yea or nay?

Nay. I was going to wait to get that, but my kids really wanted to start watching the Star Wars movies last spring so I broke down and bought them individually. I got the versions that have both the updates that Lucas felt like inserting in the 90s and 2000s, but which also have the original theatrical editions too.  After hearing that Lucas is even doing more to mess with these things — he likes to fart around too — I decided that I can do without whatever benefits Blu-Ray provides in order to avoid this nonsense.  Really, Vadar screams “Nooooo!” as the Emperor is zapping Luke in “Jedi?”  If you felt so strongly about it, Darth, why did you wait so damn long before picking him up and tossing his ass down that shaft?

Q: What sports do you enjoy besides baseball? What are your thoughts on biathlon?

I watch college football, but I don’t obsess on it. That’s really it. I pretend to care about the NBA for the first two weeks of every season and then I remember why I stopped actually caring back in the mid-90s.  As for biathlon, I love any chance to mix guns with winter sports.  If you can add liquor to it, we’d have the most perfect pastime.  And for the record: I was the freakin’ biathlon MASTER on EPYX’s Winter Games for the C64.  Down-up-fire!

Q:  If you were good enough to be in the majors, what position would you play?

I’d probably be a starter. I kind of like the idea of sitting around and being a wise-ass four out of every five games and then, on the fifth day, being the center of attention.

Q: You think the Tigers rotation beyond Verlander can do anything in the playoffs?

Have you seen Doug Fister lately?  And Max Scherzer, for all of his ups and downs, is always capable of some random 14-strikeout game or something. So yes, I think there could be some goodness happening for Detroit.

Q: In a matchup of Morris Day & Jerome vs. “The Kid”, Wendy, & Lisa, what kind of contest would be ideal to determine winner?

Scowl-off?  Ruffled collar competition? A battle of ridiculousness?  I loved that movie when it came out. But brother, it leads the list of things from the 80s that don’t hold up.  Well, the music does, but “Alf” has more relevance for modern society than “Purple Rain” does.

Q: Will the Phillies offense be a reason why they won’t go all way?

I think the offense can rise to the occasion.  There’s too much talent there.  No, if the Phillies fail to win the World Series I think that the real reason will be because of gods-offending hubris on the part of their fans.  Really, Phillies fans, the pressure is all on you.  If they fail to win it, it’s totally your fault.  And if you doubt this, I honestly saw a Philly fan tweet the other day that the just-released 2012 schedule is perfect because it gives Philly a day off between a series in Atlanta and series in Washington. “Perfect day for the Presidential visit,” the guy wrote.  Really, it’s gonna be that which upsets the balance of the cosmos and gives us the 2011 champion Diamondbacks.

Q: Your thoughts/feelings on fantasy sports?

I’ve dabbled but I have no use for them. At all.  Enjoy it if you like it — I don’t think there’s anything really wrong with fantasy — but nothing I enjoy about baseball is achieved via playing fantasy baseball. Mostly because it makes me care about stuff I would never care about otherwise.

Q: Michael Lewis vs. Keith Law. Who do you put your money on in a fight?

I’d bet on Lewis, but only to make Tabatha Soren happy. Then I’d hope Law thrashed Lewis, causing Tabatha to come running to my arms for comfort.  No, I don’t have a life. Or a dog in their little fight.

Q: Keith Law is not the intended audience for “Moneyball” any more than you are for Ally McBeal or other legal shows. Is perspective in order?

I’m not sure why people got so upset about Law’s review of Moneyball — most notably Michael Lewis himself — but I think Law was reviewing it as an entertainment and found it lacking. Nothing more. The fact that he has a great deal of insight to the subject matter is useful for him, and it was useful for us to hear where he feels the filmmakers got it wrong, but I don’t think he disliked the movie because of that. The broader point is an interesting one: should an expert grade a movie that deals with his or her area of expertise harder because the details are off?

I’ll admit it makes things difficult.  There are many legal-themed movies that are almost unwatchable for me because they get the courtroom stuff wrong, let the lawyers speechify, etc. “Primal Fear” was the worst I’ve ever seen in this regard. The best may surprise you: “My Cousin Vinny.” Not perfect, but it’s way closer to legally accurate than a lot of movies you’ll see. The senior litigation partner at my old firm actually had a 30-minute edit of it made for use in seminars to young lawyers and stuff.

Q: Are you John Clayton’s long-lost twin? Do you change places sometimes like Sarah Michelle Gellar does in her new show?

Well, he has nearly 20 years on me and I’m far, far more handsome, but I get it. And I can’t run away from that comparison. When the idea of NBC putting me on TV first came up I asked them if they were really prepared to put a pasty bald guy on camera and the answer given by several different people on various occasions was “ESPN puts John Clayton on TV and that works.”  It’s like he’s the gold standard for anti-telegenic sportscasters. Well, I can beat him at that game! I just know I can!

Q: Rumor has it the europeans are going to take all the MLB jobs. What are you going to do to defend the border from the invaders?

Show them the kind of beer that is sold in most ballparks in the U.S. They’ll go fleeing back to Belgium or wherever in no time.

Q: Canadian or blended? I’m a bourbon man myself but when the budget gets tight I have to decide between 7 or the Velvet Reserve.

I really, really dislike Canadian whiskey. If I can’t afford a good bourbon or a scotch, I’d prefer a cheap bourbon or scotch before I’d go Canadian.

Q: Would you rather they never make an Aquaman movie or have them make one and it be a Punisher/ Daredevil-esque calamity?

I want Chris Nolan to get attached to an Aquman movie. I want him to sign on the best actor in the business and for him to have a free hand from the studio to do whatever he wants in order to satisfy his creative vision. I want the world to be behind his Aquaman project so thoroughly that it’s assured to be a blockbuster the moment it is released. And then I want Nolan to halt production on the second day of filming and release a statement in which he admits that turning Aquaman into something interesting and compelling is beyond even his creative capabilities and perhaps beyond the capabilities of Mankind itself.

Q: If a car travels the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, what happens?

25-year-old Stephen Wright jokes come out of the radio.

Q: Going to Jamaica on Saturday. That’s all. Just saying, you know, hooray me.

Irie!!!

Q: I’m adopting a second cat this weekend. Why would I do this?

Because you can’t have high stakes cat races with only one cat.  For those unfamiliar, you place both cats in the tub, close the shower door and when they’re good and agitated you yell “and they’re off!” and fling the door open.  Or so I’m told.

Q: The original Daisy Duke or the more recent Daisy Duke?

I met Catherine Bach at an auto show in Saginaw, Michigan in 1980. Sat on her lap and had my picture taken. As such, I am not really able to provide an objective answer to this question.

Q: When Sorkin directs Hardballtalk: The Movie who do you want to play you? Gleeman? Who plays your archnemisis Aquaman?

Gregory Peck, though he may not be available. Really, anyone but Piven.  Piven can play Aquaman, though. Seems appropriate. I’ll let Gleeman pick his own guy.

Q: Nancy preference, Reagan or Pelosi? And can and/or should you call your son this when he whines? Is it wrong?

False choice. This is the only Nancy for me.  As for your son, I always prefer “Alice.”  This Alice.

Q: Who is the ugliest player in MLB right now? Cory Hart or Jorge Cantu?

I’ll throw this one out for voting. Adam LaRoche has to be in the conversation. He has to be considered.

Q: If the season would still end by late October, would you favor best-of-9 for the LCS and World Series?

I’d love it because the longer the series the better test of true baseball strength.  I think it would be disastrous in just about every other respect, however. Ratings. People complaining about it for whatever reason. I just don’t need that kind of stress in my life in October.

Q: Are you familiar with the Star Wars EU?

I am aware that there is such a thing as the Expanded Universe, but I have never gotten into it, read the books or anything. I get a sense that a great deal of the content is inspired by people trying to apologize and explain away George Lucas’ dumbass mistakes, so I suppose the EU is doing a good thing.

Q: What did Michael Kay’s mom give him when he was sick?

Chicken Parm.

Q: Why do your kids insist on watching the Star Wars prequels

If you follow me on Twitter you know that a couple of times a week I’m good to make angry tweets about the Star Wars prequels. That, as this questioner knows, is because my kids love them and watch them all the damn time.  They like the original trilogy more, they say — Jedi is my son’s favorite of the six movies — but they simply don’t have the hatred for the prequels like people my age do. Which is understandable. Don’t get me wrong: George Lucas screwed the pooch royally when he made those things, but in a lot of ways he was doomed no matter what he did.  It’s really hard to cater to nearly 20-year expectations of people who thought of something as a defacto religion rather than as mere popcorn movies.  That said, why Lucas didn’t just start with Anakin as a young man and build some decent movies off that rather than make “The Phantom Menace” is beyond me.

Q: How does Leia remember her mother when she died in childbirth?

I think I heard someone explain this away as some force vision or something. Leia getting an emotional impression of her real mother.  Whatever. It’s just one of the many, many things that Lucas screwed up in the original movies by virtue of what he decided to do with the prequels. People can do their best to explain it away, but their creativity in doing so doesn’t make up for Lucas’ lack of creativity in creating the problem in the first place.

Q: Did George Lucas overmanage his CGI-pen TLR style by replacing the effective puppet Yoda with his CGI counterpart?

Arguably, though I think CGI Yoda was generally OK. Silly at times, but it wasn’t nearly the kind of offense against Star Wars nature as so many other CGI excesses.  Watch the prequels sometime (if you must) and you realize that a good 50% of the movies — and 80-90% of the action scenes — are simply effects for effects sake and do nothing to drive any narrative or make any sort of dramatic sense. And they’re overly confusing and silly, taking away any action/adventure thrills they may have given.

But perhaps the most clear evidence of the CGI-excess in those movies was a scene late in “Revenge of the Sith” when Senator Organa  is on that white ship that Leia was on at the beginning of the first Star Wars movie. That scene was actually shot on a real set instead of a blue screen. It looks totally different from everything else in the three prequels. The actors seem to have weight and depth and the lighting actually looks like real life instead of some fake computer world. It’s a jarring experience after all that crap. Wish they would have done that more.

Q: Braves- Do they make the playoffs and if so, how deep do they go?

Yes. And they’re out in the first round. Sorry, but I’m really pessimistic right now.

Q: Please comment on the allegations raised in this court document re: Star Wars.

I can’t argue with any of that. I will add that, had Obi-Wan actually put Vader out of his misery with a single thrust of his lightsaber when he was limbless and burning alive, millions who died would have otherwise survived over the next 20 years or so.  So yeah, great going Obi-Wan.

Q: How did Obi-Wan age so much in the 18-20 years it took Luke to grow up? He went from 35 to 70 in half the time.

Stress over his many lies and deceits as explained above. Not to mention the guilt over the fact that a rebellion was forming, even young farmers on Tatooine knew about it, yet Obi-Wan — an experienced general and one of the only two Jedi left in the galaxy — was sitting on the sidelines, not helping  a bit until he was all but dragged into it.  Really Obi-Wan and Yoda. Where were you?

Q: When the 2nd DeathStar was destroyed it was UnderConstruction. Innocent teamsters union workers on board we assume. Discuss.

That discussion was already had in Clerks, and I have nothing new to add. Well, except for this recent story about how poorly conceived the whole Death Star project really was.

Q: What is it with lawyers and baseball, anyway? I mean, aside from getting used to all the losing and failure.

It’s the rules. There are no two documents more alike than the Official Rules of Baseball and the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.

Q: How come there were dozens of different ships in the prequels but only a handful in the original trilogy?

I’ll actually give Lucas credit here. A Republic was more apt to foster free enterprise and creativity. An Empire — really, a totalitarian state — would have fostered a move toward uniformity, utilitarianism and drabness.  The Empire at the beginning of “A New Hope” had basically done to spaceships what the Soviets had done to architecture and automobiles by the 1970s.

Q: Why do fans get bent out of shape re: players expressing truth/feelings? (aka the Fielder/K-Rod kerfuffle here in Milwaukee)

It’s the same with politicians. We let lies pass without much notice as long as they sound benign. Once a person actually speaks an uncomfortable truth, however, it is suddenly a “gaffe.” Our public discourse is basically degenerate.

Q: How did Anakin build a standard protocol droid? Can slaves afford plans and parts? And why would he build a translator?

I’m assuming there was a kit.

Q: Tauntauns cannot survive at night on Hoth, doesn’t that make for something of an inconvenience for a native spieces?

OK, so maybe the original trilogy wasn’t perfect either.  I think I’ll blame Han for this, though.  He took that thing out, probably malnourished, and rode it way too hard.  Wild tauntauns probably seek shelter at nightfall.

Q: Do radio mouths dumb down baseball talk to the detriment of society? I find it hard to discuss things with those who listen.

Yes. The secret of sports radio is that they’re selling outrage and drama, not actual talk about sports.  It could just as easily be arguments about Star Wars. As if such a thing could interest sports fans.

Q: I couldn’t think of a question. Will you post this anyway?

God, I hate George Lucas. Don’t you too?

Q: Re: the dialogue before Vader-Obi-Wan I. How could that be any worse? “If you aren’t with me, then you are my enemy?”…

There are many examples in the prequels of Lucas using his then-current preoccupations and frustrations with the Bush administration and the mood of post-9/11 America. They really stick out, actually.  Another came when Padme said something like “so this is how liberty dies; to the sound of cheers.”  I shared many of Lucas’ concerns at the time and still do, but he never should have imported that stuff into what should have been escapist entertainment. Or if he was determined to, he should have been a little less on-the-nose with references that clearly marked these movies as products of Bush’s first term.

Q: I need help. What is the best bbq is San Antonio? You can reach the masses. Maybe even some nice texas beer to wash it down

I can’t give you a BBQ in San Antonio. Never been there. Anyone?  I like Shiner Bock.

Q: What comes first: A’s in the playoffs, A’s new ballpark, A’s move out of the Bay Area?

A’s new ballpark. I think they figure out the San Jose thing. It’s only money.

OK, I’ve gone on way too long again.  Let’s do it again next week, shall we?

  1. sdelmonte - Sep 15, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    For the record, my wife is probably a bigger Star Wars fan than me. But I can claim to have seen the original films in the theaters and she was only 2 when Star Wars opened.

    As part of our honeymoon week, we went to see Episode One. We didn’t hate it. And I actually like a lot of the prequels. Just not the parts with Anakin. Or Jar Jar. Or the bad guys. But seriously, Samuel L. Jackson as a Jedi is cool even under adverse situations. And Ewan MacGregor is a good actor, even in crap.

    • nolanwiffle - Sep 15, 2011 at 2:09 PM

      ….while the rest of us just had sex on our honeymoons.

    • The Rabbit - Sep 15, 2011 at 4:22 PM

      Some of us female Star War geeks actually had husbands/boyfriends who were less than enthusiastic. We should have known immediately they’d be a bad match.

      I made the mistake of planning our wedding for what turned out to be the first day of the Mets-A’s World Series. What was thinking? I did manage to watch all of the games in between all the usual honeymoon stuff, though.

  2. Jeff J. Snider - Sep 15, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    Alexi Ogando has to be in the conversation, too. Although really it’s two different conversations. If Corey Hart shaved and got a haircut, he wouldn’t be a lady killer, but he wouldn’t be considered for ugliest player in baseball. So there’s “born ugly” and “self-imposed ugly.”

    But then that brings up a sad point: it’s okay to make fun of Hart for being so ridiculously ugly, because it’s all his fault. Guys like Ogando or Willie McGee or Zane Smith or (pre-plastic surgery) Sid Bream, though … well, you just feel bad talking about it.

    • sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Sep 15, 2011 at 3:40 PM

      YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK! He’s got a little of both, the natural and self-imposed homeliness. Plus an off-putting batting stance and excessive amounts of sweat. He can’t smell good…

  3. bloodysock - Sep 15, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    Does Craig have a rumored pony tail like Clayton too?

  4. mcsnide - Sep 15, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    Wow. Only took til the second question for you to get the answer wrong. Everyone knows that answer is 42.

    • phukyouk - Sep 15, 2011 at 2:25 PM

      Shocked me as well…

    • thefalcon123 - Sep 15, 2011 at 3:08 PM

      Yeah. You’re a jerk Calcaterra…a real knee-biter.

  5. heyblueyoustink - Sep 15, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    Ugliest ball player? If he’s still out there somewhere, Jorge Cantu. Hands down, if I got caught in a dark alley between him and a rabid three headed dog with a snake for a tail, i’d start looking for milk bones.

    • Glenn - Sep 15, 2011 at 7:40 PM

      Ugliest former player – Don Mossi hands down (courtesy of Bill James). I always thought Otis Nixon had an “Injun’ Joe on meth” thing going on.

  6. joshfrancis50 - Sep 15, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    Good lord, Edwin Encarnacion is the ugliest player in the league and it isn’t even close.

  7. tpxdmd - Sep 15, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    How does Youkilis not win hands down for pug ugliest? The man is a gargoyle.

  8. The Common Man - Sep 15, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    Ugliest player? Two words: Jeff Niemann

  9. msbaseball - Sep 15, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    Alex Cora and Kevin Youkilis win the ugly contest.

  10. Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Sep 15, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    “Q: Your thoughts/feelings on fantasy sports?

    I’ve dabbled but I have no use for them. At all. Enjoy it if you like it — I don’t think there’s anything really wrong with fantasy — but nothing I enjoy about baseball is achieved via playing fantasy baseball. Mostly because it makes me care about stuff I would never care about otherwise.”

    Really Craig? You don’t normally care about money?

  11. Francisco (FC) - Sep 15, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    …being a wise-ass four out of every five days and then, on the fifth day, being the center of attention.

    How is that any different from what you do now?

    • Craig Calcaterra - Sep 15, 2011 at 1:28 PM

      dingdingdingding!

  12. mississippimusicman - Sep 15, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    Craig’s claim that the prequels were heavily influenced by the GWB presidency is, honestly, correlation rather than causation. The entire concept of the Galactic Empire seems to be mostly based on the rise of Hitler, who went from obscure outsider to chancellor before seizing power, and also on the formative days of the Roman empire. The rhetoric leading to more centralized power has been pretty much boilerplate for all of recorded history: it’s for your safety… …in these exceptional circumstances, we must temporarily… …it’s your patriotic duty… …in this time of crisis… …national pride… …we must stand firm in the face of… …it is time for drastic action….
    In order to show the fall of the Republic and the birth of the Empire, George followed a script that has been passed down from power-hungry opportunist to power-hungry opportunist for millennia. The sad part is that real life did such a good job following the script.
    It takes a vast misunderstanding of history to repeat its most costly mistakes.
    That said, since Star Wars takes place a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, maybe that was the first time it had ever happened, and the first power-mad dictator on earth was a refugee Corellian or something who brought the idea with him.

    • Craig Calcaterra - Sep 15, 2011 at 1:29 PM

      Don’t overstate what I’m saying. I don’t think the prequels were “heavily influenced” by the GWB presidency. I think there are a handful of hamfisted lines that were taken from the discourse circa 2001-2005 and awkwardly inserted into the script. That’s all.

    • mississippimusicman - Sep 15, 2011 at 1:30 PM

      I’ve been writing college essays too long. I just re-read that, and I think I out-nerded myself.

  13. sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Sep 15, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    He took that thing out, probably malnourished, and rode it way too hard.

    Exactly. Didn’t anyone see True Grit?

    • b7p19 - Sep 15, 2011 at 2:13 PM

      I applaud you for taking that statement and making a funny joke about it that doesn’t require breakfast in the morning.

  14. hackerjay - Sep 15, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    In response to the guy that asked why Obi Wan aged so much, it really isn’t as big a difference as you would think. Ewan McGregor was 28 when they filmed Episode I, so by Episode II he was probably supposed to be something like 40. Alec Guinness was 64 when they filmed Star Wars, so I think it’s close enough to work.

  15. rollinghighwayblues - Sep 15, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    Ugliest player? Really? That award goes to none other than Aaron Harang. Holy hell, that man is ugly.

  16. cur68 - Sep 15, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    Not being a girl, i can’t judge ugly in a guy. If I could then there’d be no explanation for Beyoncé and Jay Z, so clearly I can’t judge. But, if I could judge, how does one overlook Vicente de la Cruz Padilla? Barf bag please…

    Once again Craig offends Aquaman. Tsk, tsk. I wish those innocents around him well and continued health and success. Craig, you will have only yourself to blame for what comes next. Keep a snorkel handy.

    And finally, trust me on this Craig, Canadian dislikes you too.

  17. Max Power - Sep 15, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    For my money, no one plays Aquaman better than Vincent Chase.

  18. sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Sep 15, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    I’m pretty sure Clay Bucholz’s parents were at least cousins. Maybe siblings, but no more distant than cousins. But hey, he’s making money so he has a playboy model wife. Good for him. Stay classy kid.

  19. ftbramwell - Sep 15, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    First, the thing is that the entire Star Wars franchise has always been about special effects. It’s just that most 30-40 somethings grew up with Star Wars and has wonderful nostalgic memories.

    Second, I don’t know who the ugliest baseball player is, but the ugliest pro athlete is Sam Cassell.

    (If you thumbs down me, at least have the courtesy to tell me with which statement you disagree.)

    • yankeesgameday - Sep 15, 2011 at 4:15 PM

      I disagree with star wars being about effects. it was about wish fulfillment and the base feeling that all of us wish that someone would come tell us that our dreary hum drum lives isn’t who we really are, and here are some near magical powers, and we get to be the hero.

      Anyone who sees the first film as a child innately connects with Luke’s journey because we wish it could happen to us.

      Effects be damned

      • ftbramwell - Sep 15, 2011 at 5:31 PM

        You realize that Star Wars invented most of the special effects that we take for granted today. Blue screen, large scale use of models, all of these were pioneered by Star Wars. In fact, those effects were so revolutionary that George Lucas created a company to do them. (To be sure, Industrial Light and Magic was formed at or around the time of the creation of Empire, but it was still the same team that did Star Wars: A New Hope.)

        If Star Wars was merely about wish fulfillment and the ability to be something more, it would not have been as popular as it was when it first came out. There are plenty of stories about wish fulfillment that are older but less popular. The stories of King Arthur and the Belgariad are the two examples that immediately come to mind.

      • yankeesgameday - Sep 15, 2011 at 5:56 PM

        Yeah, I know all about the effects. But the reason the first movies hold up have nothing to do with the effects. they had reliable characters and Empire was incredibly well written thanks to Lawrence Kasdan.

        yes Lucas is obsessed with effects, which is why he keeps screwing with the films. But even he misses the point: we love the characters. We came back to see what happened to them, not how he blew things up in space.

        Character and Emotion first, effects second. He forgot that in the prequels.

      • ftbramwell - Sep 15, 2011 at 7:52 PM

        If you’re interested in characters, Anakin is much more interesting than Luke (who is a whiny little brat), and the relationship between Anakin and Obi-Wan is infinitely more interesting than the relationship between any two people in the original Star Wars series. Anakin is the quintessential Aristotelian tragic hero. Luke is very much like King Arthur; but as I mentioned earlier, that story has already been told in many different venues.

      • yankeesgameday - Sep 15, 2011 at 8:29 PM

        Well that’s a seperate conversation outside of the fx versus character debate. I’m not a fan of the prequels because they lack the emotional quality of the originals in favor of a meandering story as a backdrop for vfx.

        Sure, the Anakin storyline is more complex but it misses heart at its core so you are always watching a movie without ever getting caught up in it, or connecting to him.

        You understand his evolution intellectually, you just never CARE.

      • ftbramwell - Sep 15, 2011 at 10:12 PM

        Wait a second. You don’t Care!!! As Anakin is falling closer and closer to the dark side, you’re not pulling for him in a futile attempt to stay near the light? You don’t feel when Padme says that she can’t follow where he’s going and he then chokes her? You don’t feel when Obi-Wan realizes that the young man he mentored is a cold blooded killer of children?

        Have you never felt love or pain or the loss of friendship? Have you no soul?

      • yankeesgameday - Sep 15, 2011 at 10:46 PM

        I might have cared if the script wasn’t full of on the nose dialogue, poor directing of human actors and and ounce of danger. Since we know how it turns out it isn’t all that compelling

  20. yankeesgameday - Sep 15, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    Hey Craig,

    I have “The Question” #1. Do I get bonus points for that?

  21. The Rabbit - Sep 15, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    The meaning of life? I thought Monty Python had it right:

    “Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema.”

  22. feartherallythong - Sep 15, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    gameday, it’s too late, Craig already awarded me “the internets” last year, and I’m not giving ‘em back!
    http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/28/please-can-we-put-an-end-to-the-nobody-believes-in-us-nonsense/

    Of course, Craig spent the rest of the article on how full of sh!t my position was…

    I just went back and re-read the carnage. gameday, the internets are yours…

    • yankeesgameday - Sep 15, 2011 at 5:09 PM

      Nice!

  23. Matt - Sep 15, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    Really? No mention of Peanut Polanco for ugliest player? I mean his head looks like a peanut!

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