Comments on: Denard Span rear-ends teammate driving to airport, re-triggers concussion symptoms

By: Charles Gates

Charles Gates — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 01:15:40 +0000

It is what it is. Maybe it’s just society.

By: wlschneider09

wlschneider09 — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 00:21:46 +0000

Yeah, but with the Twins luck the train would have rear ended another train.

By: wlschneider09

wlschneider09 — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 00:21:09 +0000

No, Blanton pitches for the Phillies.

We sacrifice walleye on a stick.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 23:56:10 +0000

It’s Theo Epstein’s fault.

By: Bryz

Bryz — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 23:18:56 +0000

I’d say he’d find a way to blame Trevor Plouffe, probably through some “butterfly effect” argument.

By: mplsjoe

mplsjoe — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 22:59:38 +0000

Gardenhire will find a way to blame Valencia for this.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 22:14:14 +0000

So, would this add to their number of concussions in the last 15 months?

By: sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo

sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 22:10:56 +0000

Sacrifice a bucket of KFC?

By: sknut

sknut — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 21:58:57 +0000

Or carpool, its not like they weren’t going to the same place.

By: samgod13

samgod13 — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 21:51:18 +0000

The light rail goes directly from Target Field to the airport. Another reason to take public transportation.

By: dailyrev

dailyrev — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 21:21:43 +0000

Just looked up “snakebit” in the dictionary and found the def: “Twins 2011.” These guys don’t need a team trainer as much as they need an exorcist.

By: yankeesfanlen

yankeesfanlen — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 21:14:14 +0000

So what you’re saying, Aaron, is that the Twins can’t not only DRIVE in runs, but just plain can’t DRIVE. Pity, the Universe misses them in the ALDS.
Sorry, not being mean, just a perfect opening for snark.