Oct 7, 2011, 2:45 PM EST
The Cardinals have brought out the big guns at Busch Stadium.
We’re talking peanut butter, gated traps and underground mines in the outfield.
Faced with a public safety crisis after a squirrel ran across the field during Wednesday’s Game 4, Cardinals groundskeeper will do whatever it takes to keep the residents of St. Louis safe.
And that means keeping people out of Busch Stadium for the moment.
“Apparently the crowd fired him up,” head groundskeeper Bill Findley told ESPN.com.
To this point, the squirrel has eluded all seven of Findley’s traps. That hardly has him down, though. Findley and his assistant have been monitoring the squirrel’s behavior in an attempt to better understand what’s driving it. Earlier this week, they caught it burying a peanut in the outfield:
“He dug out the sand,” Findley said, “put the peanut in and actually took the grass clippings and covered it back up.”
So, fear not. With Findley on the case, the good residents of Missouri can expect a breakthrough in the coming days.
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