Comments on: The most inevitable thing in the history of things

By: churchoftheperpetuallyoutraged

churchoftheperpetuallyoutraged — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 17:42:51 +0000

Don’t get saucy with me Bearnaise!

By: drunkenhooliganism

drunkenhooliganism — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 16:54:41 +0000

I put myself on a media boycott for a week after the Phils lost, but was there a “Cards Trump Four Aces” headline?

By: Kyle

Kyle — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 15:39:42 +0000

We need more fart puns.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 15:17:02 +0000

Who the fu*k is Al Albaquerqe.. wait sorry.. wrong thread

By: missthedayswhenwedidnthavetologin

missthedayswhenwedidnthavetologin — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:39:10 +0000

Oh. I was fully expecting to see some type of column saying “YANKEES SHOULD TRADE FOR DEREK HOLLAND” even though maybe 15% of their fanbase even knows who he is.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:24:26 +0000

“Derek Stacks Tony’s Cards”

By: hasbeen5

hasbeen5 — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:17:18 +0000

“Derek makes Cards fall like Dominoes”

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:15:29 +0000

I like that one actually. Or “Holland-aise sauces the Cards”….. Damn, without much thought we can even be “original”.

By: kopy

kopy — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:09:30 +0000

Perhaps they can rip off condiments and “Happy Days” by writing “Hollandaise are here again?”

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:04:06 +0000

I don’t like it. Baseball has nothing to do with music. It’s a lazy headline basically biting from a movie title. American Sign language is my second language btw, And I’ve worked a lot in the past with the deaf, so the movie struck a chord with me..

By: sdelmonte

sdelmonte — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:52:47 +0000

Wake me when Berke Breathed writes that long-overdue guide to the Netherlands, “Mr. Opus’s Holland.”

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:47:49 +0000

“Derrek Decks Cards and Texas Ties Series” is pretty sweet, too. There be a an eye for a headline there at the Daily.