Comments on: Len Dykstra to fight Jose Canseco? Um, OK.

By: gallaghedj311

gallaghedj311 — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 01:05:44 +0000

I heard the whole card promoted on WIP in Philly on the morning show. That is only one of many many hilarious white trash type matchups.

By: birdsnblues

birdsnblues — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 00:38:23 +0000

Why am I here?

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 23:25:56 +0000

Well, El Bravo, it seems that Canseco and Dykstra are to top 2 contenders for my belt at the moment. You’ll have to wait till I get done with them before you get a shot at the title. Besides, I don’t think your belt is sanctioned by the Queen, so its just a minor title. Beneath me really, to give you a shot.

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 21:45:20 +0000

Dude, I leave beavers tired, beaten and shaven (it’s my signature, if you will). I am the champion here! I demand a BEAVER OFF!!!!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 20:22:49 +0000

And if you look closely at the treeline, you will see lots of bright, red-centered little eyes glowing in the firelight, just waiting for the scraps.

By: SmackSaw

SmackSaw — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:58:03 +0000

Well put excrement.

Sorry…I had to write that.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:31:39 +0000

So the guy he’s fighting….. Is what 7′ tall? Damn, Jose looks tiny there.

By: kopy

kopy — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:25:26 +0000

Wow. At no point in this video does Canseco look like he knows what he’s doing. Just a lot of running/dancing around and turning his back on his opponent – with just a touch of keeping the gloves up.

By: humanexcrement

humanexcrement — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:02:01 +0000

Jose Canseco may be a jackass, but without him there would have been no end to the steroid era. He blew the lid off steroids in baseball at the cost of his own reputation, and was vilified for telling the truth amidst dozens of blatant liars, several of whom committed perjury. Meanwhile, Bud Selig claims he knew nothing from 1980 all the way up to Canseco’s appearance before Congress. Give me a fucking break. Yes, Canseco is most likely a complete asshole in person, and his grubbing for the spotlight after the end of his career is pathetic, but his final mark on the game was a positive one.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:01:13 +0000

World heavyweight CHAMPION beaver wrestler…

By: halladaysbiceps

halladaysbiceps — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:52:56 +0000

Cur,

I bet you could beat Dykstra and Canseco at the same time in Beaver wrestling. Correct?

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:38:05 +0000

I’d like to think I’d have coped better with fame and riches than Canseco and Dykstra, but until I know that for sure I think I’ll ease up an the judgmental and go with the sad: and thisis just sad. I wish both these guys could clean up their lives and try to have semi-normal lives rather than these ridiculous displays of public humiliation for a buck.

Of course, if anyone wants to make me famous and rich, I’ll fight Dykstra & Canseco at the same time for the chance…

By: mox19380

mox19380 — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:14:02 +0000

I don’t know Canseco is a juiced up freak but he’s a softie. not especially agressive. the tale of the tape clearly would favor canseco but when it comes down to desire, scrappiness, etc Dykstra has him beat by a mile…. It will be a terrible fight but I wouldn’t say Canseco is a sure fire win

By: mgscott

mgscott — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:08:56 +0000

They should go on a weekend binge together. I’d rather watch that.

By: thefalcon123

thefalcon123 — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:33:49 +0000

Jose has done plenty of county jail time. Since Canseco’s twitter page is filled his photos being buff and shirtless, I’ll guess he’s the winner. More likely, having the two most ridiculous men to ever put on a baseball uniform in the same room will cause the universe to collapse in on itself, in which case we all lose.

By: pellypell

pellypell — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:33:16 +0000

I was thinking more like Celebrity Rehab.

By: halladaysbiceps

halladaysbiceps — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:31:36 +0000

Here’s a little preview of what we will see Saturday night. Of course, this is Canseco getting KO’d in a MMA fight, not a boxing fight. Just remember, Canseco was whipped by both Danny Bonaduce and Vai Sikahema as well. I think Dykstra will do the same to him.

By: halladaysbiceps

halladaysbiceps — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:13:59 +0000

Dykstra and Canseco will be syringing it up for this bloodbath.

My money is on Nails. Nails has the prison toughness aspect in his arsenal now.

By: yankeesgameday

yankeesgameday — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:12:20 +0000

For the first time I will be rooting for canseco to hit something.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:12:06 +0000

this “fight” is going to end with the double KO. they will both throw a right hook which will land squarely on each other’s Jaw and they both hit the mat at the same time. i am 102%% sure about that.

By: crash1582

crash1582 — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:11:34 +0000

Sounds like a good casting start for Dancing With The Stars.

By: bloodysock

bloodysock — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:09:09 +0000

Dykstra will sink lower because Canseco will send him to the mat.

Nails doesn’t have a chance in Roid Rage I.