Comments on: Carlos Zambrano ordered to rest after being hit in face with comebacker http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/26/carlos-zambrano-ordered-to-rest-after-being-hit-in-face-with-comebacker/ Baseball. Baseball. And then a bit more baseball. Mon, 20 May 2013 04:14:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: cur68 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/26/carlos-zambrano-ordered-to-rest-after-being-hit-in-face-with-comebacker/comment-page-1/#comment-226983 Sun, 27 Nov 2011 19:41:29 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=99472#comment-226983 SOLD, to the man with the corrugated skin….

]]> By: Old Gator http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/26/carlos-zambrano-ordered-to-rest-after-being-hit-in-face-with-comebacker/comment-page-1/#comment-226982 Sun, 27 Nov 2011 19:37:42 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=99472#comment-226982 I don’t smoke, but perhaps a deck of hot well oiled beaver in lounge chairs somewhere between Martinique and Guadeloupe….

]]> By: cur68 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/26/carlos-zambrano-ordered-to-rest-after-being-hit-in-face-with-comebacker/comment-page-1/#comment-226975 Sun, 27 Nov 2011 17:32:44 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=99472#comment-226975 I’d trade Morrison for some ethanol and a deck of smokes. Menthol.

]]> By: Old Gator http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/26/carlos-zambrano-ordered-to-rest-after-being-hit-in-face-with-comebacker/comment-page-1/#comment-226970 Sun, 27 Nov 2011 16:38:07 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=99472#comment-226970 Betch Slobbering Ozzie sent him flowers. My own hope is that this accident causes an upsurge of sympathy for him that will keep him on the North Side. I can also hope that when Ozzie pesters Scrooge McLoria into inquiring about Krazy Karlos’ availability, Theo demands Logan Morrison in return and kills the deal graveyard dead.

]]> By: schlom http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/26/carlos-zambrano-ordered-to-rest-after-being-hit-in-face-with-comebacker/comment-page-1/#comment-226914 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 22:23:26 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=99472#comment-226914 Finishing the job Michael Barrett started!

]]> By: cur68 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/26/carlos-zambrano-ordered-to-rest-after-being-hit-in-face-with-comebacker/comment-page-1/#comment-226884 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 18:05:35 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=99472#comment-226884 Well, of course I hope he’ll be ok, but I’ve long thought a good biff in the kisser was long over due for old Z. So a tip of the Old Blue Jay’s cap to the Cosmic Jokester for smacking Zambrano a good one.

With that out of the way, next I’d like to see him grabbed by the ear, dragged to a gatorade cooler and made to apologize. After that he can stand in the corner until he’s ready to say he’s sorry for being childish. Only then should he enjoy the privileged of playing professional baseball.

Meantime, get well soon Zambrano.

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