Comments on: Mariano Rivera is going to have surgery on his vocal cords tomorrow

By: sasman50

sasman50 — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 03:35:55 +0000

don’t like the yanks, but respect them and their players – hope surgery goes fine and no issues.

By: Kevin S.

Kevin S. — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 01:44:00 +0000

David Robertson will sing much better, although he’d only take in a fraction of the donations.

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:13:52 +0000

Which comment, aces?

By: churchoftheperpetuallyoutraged

churchoftheperpetuallyoutraged — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:34:26 +0000

[oh why the hell not, i'm blatantly stealing this from twitter from a person whose name I can't remember]

The only thing Herman Cain knows about foreign affairs is he hasn’t been accused of one yet.

By: sdelmonte

sdelmonte — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:07:55 +0000

Alas, this means that when CC’s voice gives out during the Yankees’ caroling, they’ll have to go to Soriano.

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:26:31 +0000

How remarkable that the ageless wonder needs surgery not on his SHOULDER or his ELBOW or his KNEE, but his VOCAL CORDS, of all things.

Legend. Absolute legend.

(And yes, I know he had surgery a couple of years ago, but still…)

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:24:55 +0000

Great comment.

By: yournuts

yournuts — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:00:59 +0000

Get well soon Mo. It will be great to see you in pinstripes soon.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:53:13 +0000

So far, Cain seems to have been careful about everything but his choice of extracurricular activities. Steve Garvey, now there’s a guy that could’ve used one….

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:43:36 +0000

Hope it all goes well for him. I reckon, when you got a better cutter than the guy with the knife, it can be a bit nerve wracking letting the other dude do the slicing.

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:43:04 +0000

Cain’s better off with a vasectomy, though I wouldn’t mind Bachmann being silenced so she can stop trying to pray away perfectly moral and unoffensive sexual preferences.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:41:02 +0000

Any chance of getting Michelle Bachmann and Herman Cain in on this procedure as a threefer? Quieting either one of them for a few weeks would really help lower our national embarrassment quotient, even if only temporarily.

By: Charles Gates

Charles Gates — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:38:09 +0000

Mo’s cutter is sharper than the scalpel the surgeon will use to remove the polyps.

Of, if the polyps is removed with a laser, the laser has less precision than Mo’s cutter.

The Doc will have to pay a royalty to Mo for using the Operating Room, as Mo copyrighted his term for the mound.

Mo’s IV needs to be filled with ice water.

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:31:23 +0000

Is this also so he can start singing “Enter Sandman” himself with a microphone as he walks to the mound?