Comments on: They never learn: someone else is making a long commitment to Barry Zito

By: loungefly74

loungefly74 — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:40:19 +0000

Pre-nup Barry! gotta have that.

as a Giants fan…yeah, i’m pissed he is not living up to to expectations but having 3 other great pitchers and a recent title softens the blow (winning cures all).

By: hgrubsttipkcuf

hgrubsttipkcuf — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 01:36:33 +0000

congrats barry. now you don’t have to jerk off as much as you used to

By: yournuts

yournuts — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 21:58:03 +0000

Barry is a good guy. The Giants and Brian Sabean, who was just rewarded were the ones who offered him the contract. Barry can still pitch but nobody will pay that kind of money to him and he probably hates it in San Francisco by now. I wish him good luck with his marriage and his career.

By: bmoreballers

bmoreballers — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:21:05 +0000

Man I remember like 10 years ago zito was my favorite player in baseball. I wanted to throw a curve as nasty as his so bad. Sucks he’s a joke now

By: uyf1950

uyf1950 — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:37:15 +0000

Kevin, actually Kris is only half white.

By: rhandome

rhandome — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:36:56 +0000

Saw the headline, and for a brief moment I thought the Red Sox or Angels or someone had actually traded for Zito, a la the Vernon Wells deal. Thanks for getting my hopes up only to cruelly dash them!

By: APBA Guy

APBA Guy — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:27:45 +0000

Great work Craig! Nicely presented.

By: Kevin S.

Kevin S. — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:25:59 +0000

What, did she loses her temporary color blindness 72 days after she married Kris Humphries?

By: Kyle

Kyle — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:16:05 +0000

Yeah, I mean, seriously.

By: channingtaintum

channingtaintum — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:11:41 +0000

When it comes to celebrity/sport star marriages, they always end after either 1 of 2 things dry up: the money or the woman.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:11:30 +0000

I cannot play for shit.. but i PROMISE you that if someone walks up to me RIGHT NOW and offers me $126 Mil to pitch i would take it without hesitation and endure all the hate that comes with it… if you are really pissed off hate the idiot that gave out the contract not the smart one that signed it ( as cur said)

By: JBerardi

JBerardi — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:05:11 +0000

“I wish this guy would disappear. He’s the worst thing that has happened to the giants, and baseball in general, he’s what wrong entirely with professional sports contracts.”

You’re talking about Brian Sabean, right? Because otherwise this doesn’t make any sense.

By: hushbrother

hushbrother — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:01:12 +0000

Hopefully she won’t go all Tawny Kitaen on him

By: legacybroken

legacybroken — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:49:19 +0000

He’s also Bobby Ewing’s nephew.

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:46:42 +0000

Easy dude. I worry for your blood pressure with all that rage: I imagine you look like Ric Flair preparing to go all Nature Boy on someone, when I read that. But, jeez, ducks, don’t marry him then. Its that simple. As for Zits as a baseball entity well, I guess you could go all Nature Boy on that dude who gave him the deal. …

By: Chip Caray's Eyebrows

Chip Caray's Eyebrows — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:40:49 +0000

To be totally fair … he’s not her “hubby” yet.

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:28:43 +0000

I’d rather take a chance on Chuck Zito at this point…

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:28:07 +0000

Zito’s a white boy…he’s got no chance with Kim Kardashian.

By: channingtaintum

channingtaintum — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:24:09 +0000

I think it’s safe to say that this part-time ball player, part-time guitar strummer, and full time D-Bag just might be the luckiest man in the world.

By: uyf1950

uyf1950 — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:21:28 +0000

Let me know when he gets around to Kim Kardashian.

By: ducksouped

ducksouped — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:21:08 +0000

Make that one hundred and twenty six million. God that’s so much worse. I hate him more now

By: ducksouped

ducksouped — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:18:04 +0000

I wish this guy would disappear. He’s the worst thing that has happened to the giants, and baseball in general, he’s what wrong entirely with professional sports contracts. How this ever happened is beyond me. Think of the money the giants would have to sign a power bat or two. And he’s not even nearly trade worthy. I hate you Barry zito, I hate you so much. very time I see him on the mound I wanna vomit. Just say it, one hundred and twenty six thousand dollars. How’s that sit?

By: xmatt0926x

xmatt0926x — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:16:43 +0000

And here I thought it was the 80′s porn star mustache that the chicks were into. But…$125 million, dates hot actresses including Alyssa Milano. Looks like he won after all. (then again, is there a ballplayer alive who Alyssa Milano hasn’t banged?)

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:14:20 +0000

And anyway, since when was marriage a long term “commitment”? Seems you can’t distinguish it from a “sentence.”

Then again, what’s necessarily “long term” about it? Let’s see if they make it as far as Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine before we assess its impact on either one’s capability to accrue additional insignificant others.

By: uyf1950

uyf1950 — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:10:27 +0000

Why should true love be stymied by money. After all his 25 year old fiancee has 126MM reason to love the guy.

By: anotheryx

anotheryx — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:08:40 +0000

It’s funny that new Mrs. Zito’s wiki page has no mention of her hubby at all.