Comments on: MLB issues dress code for media members

By: docktorellis

docktorellis — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:53:43 +0000

Yes. LOVE the Wild at Heart reference. Ten points, Craig.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:48:48 +0000

Thanks…I just threw up in my mouth. Though his pasty-whiteness could very well help by blinding you before any permanent damage is suffered.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:46:44 +0000

It’s a Mystery Team jersey with Boras’ name on the back.

By: PanchoHerreraFanClub

PanchoHerreraFanClub — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 18:12:52 +0000

Dang it. I was so looking forward to Craig in an excessively short skirt that shows off lacy panties with a Braves logo on the side.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:39:10 +0000

In kiwi’s neck of the woods I think they use the term “fabbo”, FYI.

By: pauleee

pauleee — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:24:10 +0000

A fashion related posting, and it’s FABULOUS.

FTFY

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:21:44 +0000

literally just spit Seltzer out of my nose in the middle of a meeting.. thank you! i may be joining the unemployed today but at least it got a laugh

By: Max Power

Max Power — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:16:26 +0000

I have a Colt .45′s hat. You can get one here:

http://www.dugout-memories.com/coophous.html

I’m not sure whether there’s an arrangement with the Colt firearms companies, but I do know that if Samuel Colt was still around he wouldn’t settle disputes with threats of trademark litigation.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:04:56 +0000

Anyone who rides motorbikes probably has some or thinks about getting some. No one likes cold legs and a sweaty butt. Chaps are the answer. And yeah, no need for the redundant term ‘assless’. Unless you just like to type “assless”, then carry on. I don’t judge.

By: ThatGuy

ThatGuy — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:57:16 +0000

Does this mean Heyman can’t wear his Scott Boras Team Jersey?

By: gammagammahey

gammagammahey — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:53:33 +0000

That’s not a picture of Erin Andrews.

By: gammagammahey

gammagammahey — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:51:54 +0000

This is in response to an unfortunate incident featuring Jon Heyman walking over a subway grate.

By: eshine76

eshine76 — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:36:26 +0000

I don’t own any, so I appreciate your expertise on the subject.

By: nelsonsaint

nelsonsaint — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:35:20 +0000

This won’t happen, at least not in our lifetime.

And by then, they’ll be driving Buicks to the moon.

By: mojosmagic

mojosmagic — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:33:15 +0000

Never could figure out why most writers look like got their clothes at a Goodwill finale clearance.

By: kiwicricket

kiwicricket — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:30:42 +0000

Slightly curious as to how Craig sought out, and decided upon the main picture in this post…..

By: kiwicricket

kiwicricket — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:25:51 +0000

You see gentlemen….persistence is the key. A fashion related posting, and it’s tremendous.

By: kiwicricket

kiwicricket — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:22:44 +0000

I think you might of thought about this before, PL….

By: Lukehart80

Lukehart80 — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:05:56 +0000

Don’t give in Craig! SOMEONE has got to represent the Indians at these meetings, even if it’s not an actual Indians’ fan!

By: paperlions

paperlions — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:02:37 +0000

Chaps are assless by definition, leggings that also cover your ass are called pants.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:59:05 +0000

Colt 45s changed their name because of a copyright lawsuit (or threat of one), so it is probably impossible to find a hat, unless the Colt family has endorsed it.

By: umrguy42

umrguy42 — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:55:01 +0000

I *knew* I was forgetting one! A Devil Rays hat might still be too close, though.

By: acuraf12

acuraf12 — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:42:37 +0000

Or an 80′s style Expos hat – awesome.

By: sdelmonte

sdelmonte — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:37:53 +0000

The team logos makes sense at some level. Though it’s really not anyone’s business if a blogger roots for a team. And it’s the concern of an editor and not the league if a paid (supposedly objective) reporter roots for a team.

The other things? As a prude, I don’t like exposed underwear, etc. But that is again my opinion and not anyone else’s I might not like something, but I don’t think MLB really should have the authority to enforce clothing morality. Though I am afraid, as a private organization, they do have the right.

By: eshine76

eshine76 — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:36:58 +0000

You better return those assless chaps…

By: beinhorntwins

beinhorntwins — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:28:59 +0000

good thing erin andrews doesn’t report baseball

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=erin+andrews&view=detail&id=0B764771F5C6D79ABAA1EE5344680964CA3D6835&first=0

By: hammyofdoom

hammyofdoom — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:27:30 +0000

The fact they made sure to say this isn’t about a specific incident leads me to believe it probably is. I picture some dude in a short skirt, thong hangin’ out the back wearing a team Jersey and wandering around drunkenly in the lobby until they manage to take him down with sedative darts.

By: cmutimmah

cmutimmah — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:27:08 +0000

What’s the policy on booby tassels?

By: catsmeat

catsmeat — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:26:00 +0000

Craig, considering how much you troll the Phillies fanbase, how you didn't end up using this photograph as your stock "fashion" photo is beyond me.

By: unclemosesgreen

unclemosesgreen — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:22:01 +0000

Strange, I pictured you in the lobby with an Indiana Jones safari hat and matching bullwhip ensemble.