Comments on: Derek Jeter gives his hookups autographed baseballs

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:28:25 +0000

Ben Asscrack stole my girlfriend? Try updating your insults instead of using ones that were out of date when my grandpa was still a young man.

By: lordd99

lordd99 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:20:35 +0000

Well now I’m just feeling really awkward about that signed Derek Jeter baseball sitting in the gift basket on my mantle.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:49:02 +0000

Not a Jeter hater, so that wouldn’t apply to me, moron.

Congrats on not being a Jeter hater yourself.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:47:27 +0000

As for your comment regarding how most heterosexual guys never “get enough”…it’s not about “wanting more” (e.g., living in fantasy land) but about reality (i.e., real life). And in that regard, after taking care of real world responsibilities and other necessary non-sexual necessities in life, when I say that I’m “getting enough”, rest assured that it’s still far above the national average. So regardless of what your ” life-experience, growing up with 2 brothers, discussing the matter with my friends and just generally observing” says, as well as your “clinical experience as well as on my own life-experience” says, wanting it and actually getting it are two entirely different things. Have fun circle-jerking with your brothers though, as you all lament how you all aren’t “getting enough”. Ya might want to work on that little nuance.

BTW, an extremely high sex drive is even more characteristic in homosexuals, so you might want to consider that option for yourself. Not bashing, just giving you a bit of friendly advice. Fortunately for you, if that is the case, it appears that both Canada and New England are very gay-marriage friendly, so you have that going for you.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:39:09 +0000

Tiny man pants? That would be something that you would be into, I’m sure. as for “dropping the ad hominem attacks, ‘mom’ insults and the old “I know you are but what am I” remarks”, like I said earlier…if those are Calcaterra’s rules then so be it.

Also, regarding your lame “gone off to sulk and regress your hate back to personal self loathing” comment….guess what…unlike you, I have a real life. So get back to emptying out those bedpans in your “healthcare” job. It’ll be ok. It does get better. Hang in there.

By: drmonkeyarmy

drmonkeyarmy — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:15:38 +0000

I’m not a Red Sox fan and do not live in New England. I am a Phillies fan and live in suburban Philadelphia. I’m just tired of reading your posts on this blog and it’s cousin blogs that are single minded in their bashing of all things Boston. It is like Ben Affleck stole your girlfriend or something.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:24:11 +0000

Getting your tiny man pants in a bunch won’t change anything bozo. You’re the one who started dishing at the other commenters with the gay slurs. Your problem is that you’re getting dished back at by me. I notice you’ve dropped to ad hominem attacks, ‘mom’ insults and the old “I know you are but what am I”. Pity. Our high minded repartee was rather amusing while it lasted. Now I fear you’ve gone off to sulk and regress your hate back to personal self loathing. It’ll be ok. It does get better. Hang in there.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 01:34:03 +0000

Haven’t the foggiest as to what political issue you are commenting on there bozo: Canadian, remember? Whatever you’re on about, I hope its resolved fairly.

Just one last thing: most heterosexual guys (I won’t presume to speak for those that are not heterosexual) never “get enough”. Its been my life-experience, growing up with 2 brothers, discussing the matter with my friends and just generally observing, that no matter how much you are getting, unless you have some low hormone problem, you still want more. In my opinion (please do keep in mind that I work in healthcare, so my opinion is based on clinical experience as well as on my own life-experience) its one of the defining characteristics of being male and healthy. Anyone going around saying that they “get enough” isn’t “getting” any. Ya might want to work on that little nuance.

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 01:32:48 +0000

If that is your aspiration, that’s fine, and good luck with it. I have no desire to spend any time with Mr. Lincecum with my pants off.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 01:22:52 +0000

Well then, I guess that I’ll have to just quit encouraging you closet cases to follow your true nature, if Calcaterra doesn’t want any of you guys’ gayness to be an issue here. Wouldn’t want to be the cause of any of you getting banned here, since this seems to be more like real life to most of the New England losers (and one specific Canadian loser). Pretty sad that you chumps seem to think that you can dish it all day but God forbid someone dish it right back to you. I guess your mommy didn’t tell you that life is a two-way street before she sent you out into the big bad ol’ world…or are you still living at home? That would explain alot regarding you. Again, F you if you can’t take a joke. Adios for tonight, loser.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 01:15:13 +0000

Should have figured that Ralphie the Idiot would finally show up from under his rock. You ready to watch your Pats go “one-and-done” again this year? LMAO

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 01:12:40 +0000

No need to do as you suggest…I get plenty enough in real life. Not near as much as Jeter…but more than enough to keep me busy. Meanwhile, you just keep giving Mitt Romney hell up there in New Hampshire, Mr. Bob Garon (saw you in the local paper today…nice red flannel jacket, are you a Log Cabin Republican by chance?). You tell him exactly how you feel about repealing that law that says that you can be with your beloved Bob Lemire for all of eternity. I’m rooting for you!

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 00:41:53 +0000

Well thanks for your permission bozo. I will continue to believe that your numerous, unfailing gay slurs have to do with your own conflicted sexual nature.

As to my lady friends and acquaintances, they are free to do as they please of course, and in the interests of fairness I’ve made it known on page one that your offer of proof is up for grabs for the lovely lady commenters here on HBT (in theory of course: you can relax). But I fear that you are heading for disappointment there. Perhaps if you didn’t spend so much time being such an unfailing dolt you’d get at least 1 offer.

Hey! I have an idea: create a new user name (your “lady” self as it were) and proposition yourself just like you always +thumb your own comments. That’ll work for you, I’m sure.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 00:29:37 +0000

Sounds like the jealous Jeter haters just can’t handle the fact that Jeter gets mucho TRIM..while all they get is macho TIM.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 00:28:57 +0000

Sounds like the jealous Jeter haters just can’t handle the fact that Jeter gets TRIM..while all they get is TIM.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 00:27:24 +0000

anythingbutyanks – Dec 13, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Geez Bozo…the way you’ve been carrying on- you’re pissed that you didn’t get your autographed ball, eh?

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Sounds more like you are gloating because you got that autographed mini-bat from your favorite Red Sox player.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 00:25:36 +0000

Ooooooh…..such witty reparte…NOT.

Come back when you all graduate from grade school.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 00:23:51 +0000

Believe what you wish, cur. I’ll continue to live my life otherwise.

Like I said before, feel free to send one or more of any decent-looking female friends you have, so that I can show them what my “true nature” really is.

You can keep all the guys for yourself.

By: orangeflh

orangeflh — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:07:22 +0000

What do you people have against sausage fingers?

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:02:32 +0000

I think the butler trevorb06 spoke of earlier is negotiating for a contract.

By: gr88yoyo

gr88yoyo — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:26:08 +0000

Would anyone be interested in buying an autographed baseball?
Elin Nordegren

By: jayquintana

jayquintana — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:20:19 +0000

I give my hookups signed baseballs, too. Well, that and the cash that we agreed upon prior to engagement.

By: orangeflh

orangeflh — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:19:44 +0000

*connotations. Damned sausage fingers.

By: orangeflh

orangeflh — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:18:15 +0000

What really amazes me is the realization that this will quite possibly raise the value of a Jeter autographed baseball. I can definitely envision single women that have never even met Jeter purchasing such a ball and displaying it proudly, basking in the connoitations.

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:14:00 +0000

Gosh! I’ve never been quoted before. Thanks man. Every word of that I said about you is true, too.

By: bronxbomber213

bronxbomber213 — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:12:36 +0000

So obviously everyone knows by my handle which team I like but I do find it hard to believe that Jeter..a man who has been with new York his whole career and doesn’t have one scandal or anyhting bad/character damaging to show for it either because of his ability to be extremely sneaky or just a good dude(I’m more to go with he covers his tracks well…I’m not that much of a blind fan) would basically be making a public list of all his mistresses that the NY media would have a field day with…call me crazy but that just seems pretty idiotic …but who knows right.

By: orangeflh

orangeflh — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:12:11 +0000

Okay. 12 it is then.

By: anythingbutyanks

anythingbutyanks — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:11:23 +0000

Geez Bozo…the way you’ve been carrying on- you’re pissed that you didn’t get your autographed ball, eh?

By: jayquintana

jayquintana — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:09:51 +0000

Why is Jeter catching flak?

A gift basket is a heckuva lot better than a “I spent the night with Derek, and all I got was this T-shirt”.

By: jayquintana

jayquintana — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:07:20 +0000

I hate to brag, but my love life is Jeter-esque. I’ve had “relations” with 3 women. What’s odd is, I’ve been married 4 times.