Comments on: Carlos Zambrano is in the best shape of his life

By: HitsDingers

HitsDingers — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:53:08 +0000

+65261

Dragos ht / wt

By: tone360

tone360 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:25:12 +0000

Zambrano will have a good year with the Cubs. I predict no breakdowns.

By: iainnyj

iainnyj — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:12:05 +0000

If the Cubs can change, and Zambrano can change…

By: joshftw

joshftw — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:36:32 +0000

Zambrano just HAS to be around next season! How many players do you have where there’s a built-in reference to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy in their names?

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:29:50 +0000

Your username made my morning. I love near-forgotten Presidents and VP’s.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:56:31 +0000

More likely sitting at a cafe in El Hatillo stuffing himself with morcilla, sirloin tips and guanabana batidos.

By: mojosmagic

mojosmagic — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:08:07 +0000

Why is it when guys who never worked hard decide to do so when it matters the least; at the end of their careers. Unless Zanbano’s included anger management therapy in his off season program forget it.

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:44:58 +0000

Zambrano added:

“I cannot be defeated. I beat all man. Soon, I defeat real champion. If he dies, he dies.”

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:23:41 +0000

“Carlos Zambrano is in the best shape of his life”

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

By: lucasm08

lucasm08 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:06:12 +0000

I think “best shape of my life” is a phrase created by agents, just like the “hold.” It matters a little bit, but you don’t give a guy 8 figures because his mile time drops half a minute.

By: stlouis1baseball

stlouis1baseball — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:33:03 +0000

Yep…gotta’ get those knuckles ready for the next round with the dugout water cooler.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:21:19 +0000

Well he gets a nod for trying, at least. Mind you, BSOL for him requires some mental age calisthenics, because it wasn’t his fitness that was being questioned. It was his 5 cent head.

By: xmatt0926x

xmatt0926x — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:13:28 +0000

What’s the point of being in the best physical shape of your life when your mental state is still that of a 3 year old? I also hear Terrel Owens is in the best shape of his life too.

By: Alex K

Alex K — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:06:07 +0000

Who is he running on the beach with? Is there an awkward hug and splashing around after they finish? If he is running down the beach with someone I hope it’s Michael Barrett former enemy, now friend.

By: pisano

pisano — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:04:11 +0000

Glad to hear he’s in the best shape of his life, now all he heeds to do is get that lobotomy.

By: PanchoHerreraFanClub

PanchoHerreraFanClub — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:58:34 +0000

For Zambrano to be in the BSIL isn’t setting the bar very high.

By: Francisco (FC)

Francisco (FC) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:54:21 +0000

Here I am picturing a video sequence of Zambrano running on the beach to Eye of the Tiger and then climbing up to Mount Bolivar in the (light) snow and shouting: “THEEEOOOOOOO!” with Hearts on Fire in the background…

By: Spiro Agnew

Spiro Agnew — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:46:50 +0000

The rocky iv reference made my morning

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:39:24 +0000

I wasn’t aware that cuckoo for cocoa puffs was a shape.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:12:05 +0000

Here’s hoping that, as far as Zambrano is concerned, Macondo remains a barren source of interest for you.