Comments on: Must-click link: Rudolph The Red Sox Reindeer

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 10:34:38 +0000

The problem with using a quadruped as an outfielder is that his arm would be almost as bad as Damon’s.

By: phillyphreak

phillyphreak — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:25:55 +0000

You would think with Rudolph’s ability to fly that he’d be better served in CF. Nothing would drop in.

By: firedude7160

firedude7160 — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:46:05 +0000

I found it rather humorous. I wasn’t in danger of pissing my pants, but I don’t see how it could draw at least a chuckle. Unless you hate the Red Sox I guess

By: APBA Guy

APBA Guy — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:36:37 +0000

Well, at least Rudolph addressed a Red Sox need for a right fielder. Who else are they gonna run out there?

By: Chipmaker

Chipmaker — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:11:11 +0000

Eh; it’s like “Fever Pitch” — Sox fen like it, everyone else just kinda shrugs. Yes, that was lame, but cute. I think they were trying for sincere insincerity, and that’s not an easy target to hit.

Rhyming “seats” to “history” was dismal.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:53:11 +0000

I’m sure my mom and aunts would think it was cute…and probably my nieces…but as a bit of PR for a baseball team? That was embarrassing.

By: cur68

cur68 — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:50:30 +0000

All 4 lil pawsies leaving the floor with each yip, eh bozo? Hilarious…
And still with the homosexual epithets…seriously, Sigmund Freud could have you in a textbook as a case of repressed sexual confusion. One day you will come to accept your own nature. Soon I hope. Its not a crime. Its not a big deal. Just get over it.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:39:29 +0000

Only one I see yapping here is a little “cur”. Yapping at the heels of Red Sox fans in hope that he can get a piece of some of their leftover boyfriends.

By: cur68

cur68 — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:18:05 +0000

Shaggy: Chin up old chap. You’re not guilty of being a yappy little douche. That guy bozo makes it his bid-ness to go around dissing on Sox fans because they are disloyal or some such screed that he uses to justify his serial yelping at Sox fans. You showed The Town some loyalty by sticking up for their rather bizarre Christmas card. His hypocrisy just manifested itself not your lack or failure in any way.

Merry Christmas, Dude. Just keep Rudolph away from Becket: he shoots those things for dinner.

By: shaggylocks

shaggylocks — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:45:41 +0000

Guilty as charged, I suppose.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:39:40 +0000

Only idiotic Red Sox fans would think so, shaggythemoron.

By: madhatternalice

madhatternalice — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:17:07 +0000

This is a “must-click link?”

By: bigharold

bigharold — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:12:25 +0000

That was effin horrible. It was practically funny it was so bad.

By: shaggylocks

shaggylocks — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:05:56 +0000

Wow, look at all the Scrooges on HBT today! Maybe it’s because I’m biased towards the Red Sox, but I thought that was pretty fun and clever.

By: vader000

vader000 — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:57:49 +0000

These snozberries taste like snozberries!

By: sknut

sknut — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:37:26 +0000

So how long before Valentine comes looking for Rudolph to pinch hit only to find that Lackey and co. were hungry and Rudolph became the 7th inning snack?

By: bobdira

bobdira — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:34:40 +0000

You would have to be drinking beer in the dugout for that to be anything but lame.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:33:09 +0000

Theo’s last laugh.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:27:40 +0000

L-A-M-E

By: deathmonkey41

deathmonkey41 — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:21:37 +0000

Really, you weren’t sure if it were cute or lame? Really? BTW, all their noses were red- it’s from drinking all that beer in the clubhouse.

By: cur68

cur68 — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:19:44 +0000

Am I on drugs? I didn’t just see that, did I?