Comments on: That Philly sex-for-World-Series-tickets lady had her conviction overturned

By: stumblebum76

stumblebum76 — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 20:27:43 +0000

She didn’t offer the best bait.

By: shea801

shea801 — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:20:43 +0000

“Thank God for that. Because if it wasn’t for private illicit sexual relations, some of us would have no sexual relations at all.”

Being a married man, I have private illicit sexual relations with myself….

Now I has a sad

/bad jokes are bad
//try the veal

By: stex52

stex52 — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 13:44:13 +0000

oh yeah, I forgot this is the same crowd that thinks Cameron Diaz is over the hill.

By: stex52

stex52 — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 13:38:28 +0000

Maybe that’s why I thought she looked good. Showing my age.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 11:56:12 +0000

I think he meant 1/2 as in, about 1/2 the population is female….but yeah, both ends of that transaction are illegal….so…far more than 1/2….pretty much everyone over the age of 18 has been in at least one of those deals.

By: bbk1000

bbk1000 — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 10:44:16 +0000

This case took a twist when it was discovered she was actually trying to give the tickets away in exchange for sex, and found no takers.

One fan who desperately wanted to attend a game yet declined providing sex to this sloth in exchange for the tickets was quoted as saying “there isn’t enough beer in the state”.

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 04:00:51 +0000

Even worse is if the most interesting thing about her is what’s written on her T-shirt and you can’t quite see it all.

By: clevelandrocks1

clevelandrocks1 — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 03:57:48 +0000

Who’s Barry Badrinath?

By: spytdi

spytdi — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 03:16:22 +0000

I think you should do the right think and remove her picture from your website, although if I had an extra set of playoff tickets and wanted something in return…

By: unlost1

unlost1 — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 02:45:21 +0000

did they win the game? i think i got lost in the story & all the comments.

By: baseballisboring

baseballisboring — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 02:41:24 +0000

I might give her some front row seats to a Pirates spring training game…

By: warrenlevine

warrenlevine — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 01:47:07 +0000

When the writer (and I use that term very loosely) says, “Basically!” what the fark is he trying to say? That he’s a moron? That his editor wasn’t looking? That we aren’t paying attention to the fruits of his labor? Or that he just can’t speak his own native language well enough to make a cogent sentence? I kinda think all of the above.

By: mcsnide

mcsnide — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 01:37:57 +0000

But what does Calcaterra’s wife think?

By: bigleagues

bigleagues — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:26:50 +0000

ONLY half?!

By: tardpalin

tardpalin — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:22:57 +0000

WHOH, I wouldn’t take her to a dog fight if she was the defendin’ champ!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:16:02 +0000

Well, like the Sister told us in eighth grade, premarital sex can lead to some pretty awful things.

Marital sex, for example.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:14:31 +0000

That’s because in order to peer into a woman’s heart, you have to be staring at her….well, you know. It’s a no-win situation.

By: pjmarn6

pjmarn6 — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:35:38 +0000

It it was a crime to use sex to get what a woman wants, half the nation would be in jail.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:33:54 +0000

Yes. Yes, he is.

By: Francisco (FC)

Francisco (FC) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:32:50 +0000

.just old dudes given awards by other old dude friends

So Jeff Bridges is part of the HOF?

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:30:37 +0000

Henry Chadwick. But the rest of them, what paperlions said.

By: foreverchipper10

foreverchipper10 — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:19:27 +0000

That is Super Troopers. The above quotes are from Beerfest.

By: genericcommenter

genericcommenter — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:16:35 +0000

Live a little. Life is short. Spend it with your loved ones on HardballTalk.

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:07:08 +0000

Has the whole world gone crazy? Wow.

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:48:14 +0000

“Thank God for that. Because if it wasn’t for private illicit sexual relations, some of us would have no sexual relations at all.” – quote of the year right there courtesy of Craig Calcaterra.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:48:13 +0000

No, there is no such thing as a HOF sports writer. They get an award that is displayed in the museum part and they refer to each other as “HOF sports writer so and so” but they are not HOF anything…..just old dudes given awards by other old dude friends.

By: kyleortonsarm

kyleortonsarm — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:36:24 +0000

THAT thing was trying to trade sex for tickets? Was she threatening to have sex with them if they DIDN’T give her the tickets? She is a butt ugly dog faced mongoloid. No thank you. I would pay her not to try and have sex with me.

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:35:00 +0000

snap

By: koufaxmitzvah

koufaxmitzvah — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:23:10 +0000

*Not consciousness. Concientiousness. Or whatever.

By: koufaxmitzvah

koufaxmitzvah — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:21:30 +0000

Wow. He’s in the Hall of Fame.

Does he get an asterisk? His own section?

I’m wondering about all the writers consciousness.

Oh, that’s right. Touching children doesn’t make you a better writer. Drinking does.