Comments on: There was a small fire at Wrigley Field

By: wlschneider09

wlschneider09 — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 21:27:12 +0000

I was thinking like chickens and stuff (goats?), but if the pretzels appease the baseball gods, I think the Cubbies might burn a few.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:45:44 +0000

That's a real conundrum. In order to kill the prion that vectors the dreaded neurological disease Die Vloek van der Geitbok, you have to roast the meat so completely that it becomes inedible. At that point, you might as well have sprayed it with Lysol.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:44:00 +0000

You mean like the pretzels at Wrigley by the seventh inning?

By: 78mu

78mu — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:36:09 +0000

Hey, you’re talking about a lineup that has Soriano and Blake DeWitt and Jeff Baker and Soto and Stewart and……awww, you’re right.

By: wlschneider09

wlschneider09 — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:34:51 +0000

I dunno, I think there might be a whole lot of burnt offerings…

By: 78mu

78mu — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:32:37 +0000

He was roasting a billy goat.

By: mondogarage

mondogarage — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:17:59 +0000

Wrigley Field – “Hotter than the home team’s offense!”

By: crisisjunky

crisisjunky — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:02:58 +0000

Potentially a HAZMAT issue as well as FD, as inadvertantly and carelessly, a drum of
highly flammable, and potentially highly toxic Liquid Z, was left unsecured.
Heads will roll, as the rebuild goes all the way down to Materials Management.

By: tone360

tone360 — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:51:00 +0000

I bet it was Epstein practicing his “magic” to overcome the “curse”

By: marshmallowsnake

marshmallowsnake — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:15:39 +0000

Besides the fire sale, that is.

By: mattymatty

mattymatty — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 17:40:47 +0000

When Theo said the Cubs were going to need a complete rebuild I just assumed he was only talking about the roster.

By: 78mu

78mu — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 16:18:39 +0000

Does anyone know Hendry’s whereabouts? It will be easier for him to get another job if he can eliminate all evidence of the contracts he gave to Soriano, Bradley, Zambrano etc.

By: marshmallowsnake

marshmallowsnake — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 16:18:13 +0000

The only fire that will be at Wrigley this year.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 15:59:19 +0000

Zambrano.

Firestarter.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 15:48:23 +0000

Just like The Cubs: gettin’ hot when it don’t matter…sigh