Plus, I think he’s a really scummy human being, apart from his acts as commissioner.

Just my opinion, but I think he’s bad for the game.

And he just put off ANY action regarding Pete Rose THAT much longer.

Unless Rose dies first.

And then again, death didn’t help Shoeless Joe.

They also couldn’t anticipate how much easier technology would make it.

And by comparison to the other 3 commissioners, Bud Selig has done a remarkable, excellent job.

(On the other hand, 2 more years of Bud Lite jokes!!!!!!!)

have you noticed that nobody likes the telephone company?

That sour taste in your mouth could only mean that the ruthless, calculating, greedy used car salesman has broken his promise to retire after this season. Baseball fans have been sold yet another lemon by CEO SELIG!

CEO SELIG, possessing unprecedented power, has presided over an industry during an unprecedented rate of growth – growth that has largely been achieved through enormous amounts of public dollars in tax subsidies, infrastructure improvements, taxes, surcharges, and public financing of stadium construction, while astronomically hiking prices at the gates, concessions and merchandise.

Franchises worth less than $100mil just 25 years ago are now approach values of $1bil or more. These franchise values could not have been achieved without significant, if not excessive leveraging of public assets in the host communities.

There is far more to dislike about MLB during CEO SELIG’s tenure as the so-called Commissioner of Baseball, far more than is necessary to go into at length at this juncture. Most of you know his various transgressions against the game.

Thus, I am extending this invitation to for any and all to join #OpEjectBud

And, if CEO Selig doesn’t leave, we will launch #OccupyMLB until Ownership convenes an emergency executive session then naming and installing CEO SELIG’s successor.

That successor MUST be neutral and cannot hold any executive title or responsibilities within MLB, Inc. or related companies. The successor MUST retain all of the powers that CEO Selig possessed (except, obviously, the part about simultaneously being CEO of MLB, Inc and Commissioner of the sport. No conflict of interests, right? Nahhhhh.) and pledge to do the following:

- FREE PETE ROSE
- End the integrity-averse policy of the ASG winner deciding Home Field Advantage for the Postseason.
- Pledge in writing and certified by the POTUS that the number of play-off teams can NEVER exceed 1/3 of the total # of teams in MLB.
- Make Umpiring Honorable again.
- As Alyssa Milano gracefully exits her 30′s, we need a new superhot chronically single seductress to be the games #1 female fan. Find that girl. Use Alyssa as the barometer of perfection. She’s timeless.
- Keep stadiums UNsafe. Some accidents are terrible tragedy and others are unintentional comedic genius.

We are AnonyFans. We are Baseball. We never forgive. We never forget. Expect us Always.

#OpEjectBud

Remember the telephone company executives from The President’s Analyst?

I presume that the robot technology is from the Futurama universe, where ethanol powers the fuel cells. Every writer would be in favor of that.