Comments on: The Rangers have “made inquiries” about Roy Oswalt

By: wlschneider09

wlschneider09 — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:08:41 +0000

Clearly you haven’t been to rural Minnesota lately, both pop and buicks are still in the mix.

By: sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo

sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:34:18 +0000

If Little Roy is looking at a 1 year deal to reestablish value, why on God’s green earth would he choose Arlington as the place to do it?

By: bbk1000

bbk1000 — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:16:33 +0000

Craig has got to chill..really….

By: cintiphil

cintiphil — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:05:10 +0000

It is very hard to repeat these days. The Cards have lost Albert, Tony and now Duncan. So with all new guys at the helm, it will take a little time to build an cohesive team with the new manager’s direction and stamp. Very difficult to drive this team to victory.

By: foreverchipper10

foreverchipper10 — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:58:15 +0000

He would have but he was OUTATIME to come up with something clever like that.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:56:04 +0000

Man Ut, I was trying to sound all 1950ish with the whole “pop” and “buick”, I mean who still drives Buicks anyway?

By: stex52

stex52 — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:26:35 +0000

Getting back on track, here’s the mantra: “You can’t have too much pitching!!”

Personally, since I like the Cards after the Astros (a fruitless endeavor) I’d like to see Roy settle in StL. I think he’s got a good year left and I think he makes them tough for a repeat.

And since I know he wants to go to the Big Prom, that is probably his best chance.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:18:26 +0000

this is my second favorite one

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:06:15 +0000

Sorry, Jonny. I had to give you a thumbs down for calling it “pop.”

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:34:33 +0000

I was gonna use a similar line about the Phillies, but you did so for me. How am my gonna talk trash about your squad when you take the words out of my mouth…errrrr fingers?

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:30:03 +0000

Yeah, but the Yankees are still the “hot” “gay” bitches from porn…rather than the twinks that comprise their rivals to the north.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:04:50 +0000

The Phills may just pop a rufie into his pop and drag him into the back seat of the old mans Buick. While no one is looking…

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:53:34 +0000

yea.. i saw that… hes calling the yanks a bunch of bitches.. gay ones at that

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:38:34 +0000

Wow, Craig…having the Yankees ask him to a Sadie Hawkins dance? You trying to bait blue pinstripes fans into something here?

By: danieldykstra

danieldykstra — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:37:28 +0000

If Oswalt is the 17 year old girl, wouldn’t he be doing the asking to a sadie hawkins dance?

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:05:37 +0000

Ahhh.. but the question becomes.. who does he choo-choo-choose? I hope hope he waits till Feb 14th to make his decision.

By: xmatt0926x

xmatt0926x — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:29:02 +0000

All of you are soooo wrong. I hear tell that Oswalt was asked if he liked the rangers or if he liked liked the Rangers. Apparently he likes the Rangers but likes likes the Cardinals….

By: kopy

kopy — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:02:27 +0000

I had heard that the Rangers offered Oswalt a contract, but it was just a sheet of paper that had “Yes”, “No”, and “Maybe” written on it with the instructions “Circle One.”

By: dl3mk3

dl3mk3 — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 13:48:36 +0000

you should have went with “enchantment under the sea” dance

By: paperlions

paperlions — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 13:41:25 +0000

The Cardinals asked Julie to ask Roy if he thought they were cute.

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 13:26:23 +0000

It is time for some team to take a “hard look” at him.