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And now a fairly disturbing picture of Logan Morrison and Bryan Peterson

Jan 14, 2012, 1:15 PM EDT

wine glasses

With Ozzie Guillen and Carlos Zambrano around life is gonna be kind of crazy for the Miami Marlins this season. And that’s before considering that Hanley Ramirez may pout about playing third base at some point too.

Thank goodness, then, that the Fish will have Logan Morrison and Bryan Peterson around to keep things civilized. Refined. Classy even. As this picture of the two of them in a bath tub together drinking wine makes clear will be the case.

The candle is the topper. I’m sure its scent makes them both feel more beautiful.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  1. drmonkeyarmy - Jan 14, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    That is just weird. Morrison seems more into it than Peterson.

    • drmonkeyarmy - Jan 14, 2012 at 1:29 PM

      I mean, it is a really small tub too.

      • cur68 - Jan 14, 2012 at 2:23 PM

        Yeah. I clicked on the link thinking it would be like a hot tub sized thing: something with some space. But I’d be hesitant getting in tub that size with a scrub brush never mind another dude. I may never recover form the sight…

      • baseballisboring - Jan 14, 2012 at 3:45 PM

        I mean I’m not even like, homophobic or anything. But…jesus. There’s just…no reason for that.

    • Old Gator - Jan 14, 2012 at 4:36 PM

      I strongly suspect this is part of Tweeter’s campaign to get himself traded to San Francisco after all. Can we snag Lincecum or Cain now? A real third baseman, maybe? Puh-leeeeze?

  2. illegalblues - Jan 14, 2012 at 1:41 PM

    awesome! two chill cats keeping it real

  3. jwbiii - Jan 14, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    I <3 Amy K. Nelson.

  4. yankeesgameday - Jan 14, 2012 at 1:48 PM


    • Gonzo - Jan 14, 2012 at 3:15 PM

      A-Rod is soooooooo jealous right now.

  5. butchhuskey - Jan 14, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    Brokeback Fountain.

  6. Utley's Hair - Jan 14, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    Thank God It says right next to the pic that there is no video available.

  7. protius - Jan 14, 2012 at 1:59 PM

    Looks like cur68 and Old Gator discussing cheer leading costumes after a hard day at the lumber mill.

    • cur68 - Jan 14, 2012 at 3:09 PM

      Wow. Well. Ahem..I hardly know what to say. Well…I certainly can’t speak for Gator, but I’m kinda flattered you go around thinking about me like this Protius. I didn’t think anyone had fantasies about me…kinda neat, actually. In the interests of accuracy I should point out I’m black. Not just light brown, either. I mean I’m really dark. I hope this doesn’t ruin your fantasy life. ah, might wanna play this kind of thing a bit closer to the vest, eh? Most people on this blog are pretty decent but not everyone can be so charitable.

      • Utley's Hair - Jan 14, 2012 at 3:49 PM

        Wait…you’re black? Well I never…. Who knew there were blacks in Canada?

      • paperlions - Jan 14, 2012 at 4:00 PM

        I guess that means Cur = Jerome Iginla

      • cur68 - Jan 14, 2012 at 4:12 PM

        Me? Jerome Iginla? Yeah, I wish. But I did meet Jerome’s dad once, though. He seemed like a nice man. He’s a lawyer, too but he was still a nice person…I know, I was shocked, too.

      • Old Gator - Jan 14, 2012 at 4:33 PM

        Ridiculous. I don’t drink alcohol. And I’m too old for that sort of thing. I have my own hot tub which is considerably larger than that one. And if I wasn’t to old, that would be Rihanna in there with me, not Cur – despite my deep and abiding affection for him.

      • Old Gator - Jan 14, 2012 at 4:34 PM


        Who knew there were blacks in Canada? Whoever processed Ben Johnson’s urine sample.

      • Utley's Hair - Jan 14, 2012 at 5:20 PM

        Do Canadians admit that Ben Johnson is one of them? He was bigger than life for a while there…or at least faster….

      • cur68 - Jan 14, 2012 at 5:29 PM

        Oh yes, we still claim Ben (I certainly do, in any case). I’m not so sure he claims us mind you, but he gets around just fine with that Canadian passport of his. I think he had a job working as a spokesman or doing commercials for Cheetah Running Shoes: displaying that well honed Canadian sense of humor.

      • deepstblu - Jan 14, 2012 at 6:03 PM

        Who knew there were blacks in Canada?

        I think Ferguson Jenkins may have had some idea about that.

      • protius - Jan 14, 2012 at 6:10 PM

        Gator, you’re only as old as you feel. So who you been feelin’ lately?

      • protius - Jan 14, 2012 at 6:12 PM

        What is a cur68?
        cur = a mongrel dog, a mutt
        68 = cur’s IQ
        an IQ of 68 = a dumbass
        therefore, cur68 = mutt dumbass

        Well, mutt dumbass, you seem to be fixated on people fantasizing about you; there’s something new. And now you’re telling us that you’re Russell Simmons black. Is that supposed to mean something to the readership?

        So far you’ve told us that you’re a cheer leader, and you get a woody for lumberjacks, you have low self esteem, i.e., you need to have people fantasize about you, and you’re more than a little effeminate, I guess that goes with the cheer leader thing.

        I wonder….what do you do for a living, Mutt dumbass?

      • Old Gator - Jan 14, 2012 at 6:28 PM

        Cur is in medical school, planning to do something overridingly useful with his life. What do you do aside from come onto sports blogs and bait your betters like a trailer park lowlife?

      • paperlions - Jan 14, 2012 at 6:53 PM

        What is a Protius?

        Pro = in favor of
        tius = titular see in a catholic church, most commonly the seat of a bishop

        Protius = in favor of catholic bishops, modern translation, “defender of child molesters”

      • cur68 - Jan 14, 2012 at 7:20 PM

        Goodness. What a big ole bucket O’ vitriol there Mr. Protius. I suggest you stop clicking through and looking at Mr. Morrison & Mr. Peterson in that tub together. You’re getting a bit too worked up for the comments section of a baseball blog…try some saltpeter in your diet too. Should help you calm down a bit.

        ps. In the future, if you plan to get into a battle of wits, arm yourself with some first.

      • protius - Jan 14, 2012 at 8:36 PM

        I’m a retired archaeologist, but I continue to do useful things with my life. I teach mentally disadvantaged teenagers to write, so that perhaps they can find some joy in their lives by expressing themselves on paper.

        I came to this sports blog to cajole slackers to write better, pretty much for the same reason that I help the other kids; it’s what I do now. I was doing just that, when I was verbally attacked by your med student buddy, Mutt dumbass. He was offended that I had the nerve to come here try and make people better. Well he is no ones better. He is in fact, a punk, and you and paperlion are his lackeys; I wonder what that makes the two of you.

        In my opinion, you two have no real respect for him, because if you did, you’d allow him to speak for himself, by himself. As you can see, my friends here are quiet. They believe I am able to deal with the three of you by myself. And that is a piece-of cake.

        And Mutt dumbass, as far as wit is concerned, your wit is too far up your ass for you to access, so your best bet is to rely on your friends for help, or stick to cheer leading.

      • cur68 - Jan 14, 2012 at 9:07 PM

        This is too easy…look man, get over it, okay? I don’t derive any real pleasure from handing you your ass in these little exchanges. So long as you can not be jerky to people I like I’m prepared to leave you the hell alone. After all, its not me going around calling you out: its you shitting on others trying to discuss baseball and baseball related issues without being corrected (with incorrect English, I might add) by some know it all. In case you hadn’t noticed this is a baseball blog, not English 101. If anyone wants a composition lesson they can ask Gator: he’s at least qualified in the subject (rather far more than you, I might add).

        As to this little amusing aside we keep having, if you can’t stand the banter then don’t open the conversation like you did. Now, that’s my piece, all said. Notice, no ad hominem attacks, swear words, name calling, homophobic slurs? Yeah, it can be done. Now, as I am done with this topic, I shall leave the last word to you, since it seems to give you such satisfaction (and I kind of feel sorry for you now). Good night.

    • protius - Jan 14, 2012 at 11:05 PM

      This is to easy? Handing me my ass? Not be jerky to people? You are prepared to leave me alone? Just who the hell do you think you are, you little elitist creep? Do you think any of your subtle back handed put downs bear any less weight than my straight forward swear words, ad hominem attacks and name calling? Yes, it was you calling me out from the beginning, and to top it all off, you don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.

      You wrote: “In case you hadn’t noticed this is a baseball blog, not English 101.”
      In case YOU haven’t noticed dick head, all kinds of people come here to read and participate in the baseball writing experience, including many of my students. Did it ever dawn on you that the people that I was correcting wanted me to correct them, you incredible, self centered horse’s ass? Did you see of any of them complaining? NO. You didn’t, jerk wad, because they are my students. And now all of the older folks and most of the hospital staff are just laughing their asses off at your expenses (About 135 people at this point…..Lmao).

      Here’s a little advice, Mutt dumbass, stick to cheer leading that seems to be something you’re good at.

      • Old Gator - Jan 15, 2012 at 12:32 AM

        I strongly suspect that by “retired archaeologist” you actually mean you worked for Roto-Rooter. It’s difficult to imagine a supposedly educated person coming on here and trafficking in junior high school playground level insults and sub-adolescent Twitter acrostics like some puer aeternus with a really bad case of Tourette’s. There’s absolutely nothing about your juvenile, blowhard behavior on here that would incline anybody to believe you have any credentials you didn’t print yourself.

      • Utley's Hair - Jan 15, 2012 at 12:58 AM

        Elitist creep? Self-centered horse’s a$$? That sounds more like an apt description of you, douchebag. Your overinflated sense of self-importance has you believing that anyone who doesn’t complain about your correction is actually welcoming of your holier-than-thou, and yet incredibly unimportant opinion of comments on a blog. Get over yourself, jacka$$.

        If you are going to call somebody out over grammar, spelling, etc., ya might wanna clean up your comments, otherwise, ya might come across as an egotistical, hypocritical jerkwad, okay? It kinda makes one think that these disadvantaged teenagers that you supposedly teach would be better off without any instruction from you.

        By the way, you know that Cur has been around here a hell of a lot longer than you have, right, pr!ck? That gives him quite a bit more credibility than you will ever have around here.

  8. derekjetersmansion - Jan 14, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    Dumb and Dumber, maybe?

  9. lovesthebj - Jan 14, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    I take baths with my straight guy friends all the time. Whenever one of them comes over to watch the game we head right to the tub and strip down. Doesn’t everybody?

  10. bloodysock - Jan 14, 2012 at 2:09 PM

    How Lo does LoMo go?

  11. cur68 - Jan 14, 2012 at 2:21 PM

    Good lord. I try not to judge and all, but jeez…where’s the eye-bleach? On the flip side, that’s Amy K. Nelson, eh? I wonder what her views on baths are?

    • Utley's Hair - Jan 14, 2012 at 3:51 PM

      After that pic, my money’s on she views baths a bit like Janet Leigh’s on showers.

  12. Kyle - Jan 14, 2012 at 2:33 PM

    Nothing wrong with a couple of distinguished gentleman relaxing in a tub together and enjoying a libation and good conversation.

  13. crisisjunky - Jan 14, 2012 at 2:33 PM

    apparently you can lead a horse’s ass to water and make him drink……

  14. contraryguy - Jan 14, 2012 at 2:53 PM

    good thing they’re not on the Braves… doing that in GA would probably get ’em 60 days in the slammer.

  15. crisisjunky - Jan 14, 2012 at 2:55 PM

    and is that a size reference Peterson is making with his thumb and forefinger?
    who’da thunk all this time, LoMo has been using twitter to overcompensate for a shortcoming?

  16. bearsstillsuck - Jan 14, 2012 at 3:49 PM

    Baseball is officially no longer America’s favorite pastime.

  17. bearsstillsuck - Jan 14, 2012 at 3:50 PM

    Baseball is officially not America’s favorite pastime anymore.

  18. motherscratcher23 - Jan 14, 2012 at 3:58 PM

    They might have to squeeze in a little, but it looks like there’s just enough room left for John Rocker.

    • Old Gator - Jan 14, 2012 at 4:28 PM

      Are you kidding? With some soap, they could get Prince Fielder in there with no problem.

  19. badmamainphilliesjamas - Jan 14, 2012 at 6:08 PM

    Calgon take me away . . . please!

  20. bigleagues - Jan 14, 2012 at 6:56 PM

    Craig, DUDE, don’t be linking tweets from Amy Nelson. Its bad enough that each time I click through one of her tweets I end up spending 20 minutes flippin thru her photos trying to decide how hot she is in person.

  21. shawndc04 - Jan 15, 2012 at 9:22 AM

    I’m a retired archaeologist, but I continue to do useful things with my life.
    Clearly, posting on message boards is not one of them.

  22. Charles Gates - Jan 15, 2012 at 11:08 AM

    Protius, you bring students to the comments section of a blog to teach them the finer points of spelling and grammar? Well, good luck with that.

  23. Matt D. - Jan 16, 2012 at 8:27 AM

    At the risk of sounding overly sensitive, I wonder why a blogger who writes quite favorably about gay professional atheletes coming out would then label this picture “disturbing.” It’s two guys in a tub. What’s disturbing about it? Is it just that you find it disgusting? Would two women be disturbing? I realize that it’s a throwaway comment, really, and that nothing was intended, but comments like that (and all the replies it prompted) contribute massively to societal homophobia. I assure you that you can find a great many more disturbing things in this world than two men in a tub.

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