Comments on: Dexter Fowler is in, you guessed it, the best shape of his life

By: cur68

cur68 — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 06:34:29 +0000

Possibly Vincente Padilla (who was reported as being "erect shining and proud" this off season in the DR: that's gotta be BSO anyone's life), Dimitri Young (Meat Hook gave up pie and lost 70lbs!), Manny Ramirez (new this season with a 50 game suspension, Positive Role Model Kung Fu Grip™ and Swimming Motion™), and everyone's favorite madman, Carlos Zambrano (running up mountains to the theme from Rocky). I think that's it so far, but stay tuned and keep that list up to date.

By: motherscratcher23

motherscratcher23 — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 02:28:59 +0000

BSOML List 2012

1. Aubrey Huff
2. Dexter Fowler
3.
4.
5.
6.

Who am I missing so far?

By: adcoop22

adcoop22 — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:44:30 +0000

” He has added about 7 pounds and dropped 4 percent body fat” and his head has grown two hat sizes.

By: tomfroemming

tomfroemming — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:22:41 +0000

Leave this garbage at the Yankee boards.

By: foreverchipper10

foreverchipper10 — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:04:32 +0000

I think its more the other way around. After eating them they clean out your whole system.

By: papacrick

papacrick — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:58:29 +0000

What’s wrong with Taco Bell? The best pitcher on the planet eats it before every start. If it’s good enough for JV it’s good enough for me (;

By: whatthehellisansky

whatthehellisansky — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:43:57 +0000

Im upset i can only gives this a thumbs up once. great work phukyouk. hilarious.

By: whatthehellisansky

whatthehellisansky — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:40:31 +0000

im upset that i can only give that a “thumbs up” once, phukyouk. Hilarious.

By: yankeesgameday

yankeesgameday — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:34:28 +0000

Who?

More articles about players no one outside Denver knows about please.

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:34:14 +0000

Taco Bell is the best diet food. After one of their burritos you don't wanna eat again for like, ever.

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:59:22 +0000

It’s really hard to be successful at snarkiness with such grammatical errors. Just saying.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:54:40 +0000

ummm… it was sorta implied…

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:51:12 +0000

You must be talking about marijuana!

By: trevorb06

trevorb06 — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:46:43 +0000

So no BSOHL from Tulo or Giambi?

By: cordellgc

cordellgc — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:45:49 +0000

working out with Jason g.????? what bonds was busy…

By: illcomm

illcomm — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:42:44 +0000

Gleeman. There is no need to take any lines from CC. His articles are on the level of a sixth grader, so please respect yourself and don’t lower your standards.

By: yankeesfanlen

yankeesfanlen — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:42:38 +0000

Working out with the Giambino? That’s cool, except for the wind sprints to Taco Bell.

By: stex52

stex52 — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:32:20 +0000

The extra muscle may not make much difference, but I would have to think coming into ST with extra conditioning is a plus.

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:31:11 +0000

Damn right he’s in the best shape of his life. See that photo? Dude can make baseball bats levitate with his right hand.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:28:59 +0000

a diet of all “greens” is how i got fat in the first place