Comments on: Cubs and A’s interested in reliever Todd Coffey

By: ispysomething7

ispysomething7 — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:44:13 +0000

I was thinking morts like Terry Forester than Bob Wickman

By: pellypell

pellypell — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:14:45 +0000

Round is a shape.

By: sawxalicious

sawxalicious — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:18:31 +0000

Get in my belly!!!

By: APBA Guy

APBA Guy — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:17:39 +0000

Hey, the game has been too long without Bob Wickman. Looks like Coffey is channeling him. That, or he ate him.

By: crisisjunky

crisisjunky — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 04:21:27 +0000

HIS Ass is 6’4″241…… The Ghost ofFinley wants to put a claus in there to pay him
15 Grand to legally change his name to Todd Coffeycake….

By: ispysomething7

ispysomething7 — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:45:20 +0000

6’4″ 241 my ass? More like 6’4″ 297. He could be the ‘Skins starting right guard!

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:05:38 +0000

Crikey man, I’ve seen heart attack victims in better condition than Todd Coffey in that shot. The buttons on that shirt are screaming for help.

By: sjsharksfan11

sjsharksfan11 — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:37:16 +0000

Look at that gut in the picture! Surprised he hasn’t eaten the ball yet.

By: fearlessleader

fearlessleader — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:33:42 +0000

I’d be happy to see him out of the NL Central, if only because the Cardinals’ otherwise excellent play-by-play announcer, John Rooney, canNOT resist saying “Coffey is perking in the bullpen!” every time he warms up.

By: muskyhunter2542

muskyhunter2542 — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:18:26 +0000

Man Boobs!!!

By: uyf1950

uyf1950 — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:12:26 +0000

Ok, based on that picture. I’m going to say Todd Coffey is NOT in the best shape of his life.