Comments on: The Yankees are introducing an official fragrance http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/ Baseball. Baseball. And then a bit more baseball. Thu, 23 May 2013 23:26:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: ptfu http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256649 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:13:04 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256649 Looks like Costanza found a use for leftover turf from the old stadium.

]]> By: bigleagues http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256576 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:46:57 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256576 THIS JUST IN!

Not to be trumped by the Yankees, the Red Sox have just tweeted that Eu de Sox Parfum is on its way to New England stores!

]]> By: bigleagues http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256574 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:42:00 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256574 Seems as if largesse has retarded the creativity of the Yankees marketing department.

New York Yankees? Really?

(flash images of rabid Yankees fans decked out in Yankees apparel, when VO begins)

YANKEES FANS HAVE LONG SUPPORTED THE 27-TIME WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS

YOU HAVE TALKED LIKE CHAMPIONS. YOU HAVE LOOKED LIKE CHAMPIONS.

NOW . . . YOU CAN SMELL LIKE A CHAMPION AS WELL!

FINALLY, COLONEL RUPPERTS VISION HAS BEEN FULLY REALIZED!

INTRODUCING OL’ YANKEES LINE OF COLOGNES & PERFUMES.

GENERATIONS OF TEAM PERFUMERS HAVE PAINSTAKINGLY COLLECTED SCENTS UNIQUE TO THE CLUBHOUSE & DUGOUT TO BRING YOU THE MAGICAL SCENT OF NEARLY A CENTURY OF YANKEES GREATNESS!

NOTHING SAYS YOU’RE A CHAMPION LIKE THE SCENT OF OL’ YANKEES!

Available at all NYC area Osco, Duane Reade, Rite Aid, CVS, Walgreens and NY Yankees Team Store!

]]> By: brewcrewbombers http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256521 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:39:19 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256521 Fragrance my ass….just a way to keep their fan’s minds off the fact that they havent made the ALCS in the past two years even though they keep spending more money. Way to Go. Steinbrenners Stench…

]]> By: stex52 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256459 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:41:59 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256459 Get a grip, men! Baseball perfume? What’s next? New travel uniforms with garter belts? Oh yeah, never mind……….

]]> By: mattjg http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256458 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:39:45 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256458 I can’t wait for the billboards: “New York Yankees: For when Axe just isn’t douchey enough.”

]]> By: vincentbojackson http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256448 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:24:48 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256448 Pretty sure the fragrance will be over-hyped, over-priced, and fall short of expectations. Just like the Yankees.

]]> By: buffalomafia http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256443 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:39:16 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256443 Probably smells like ass! Lol!

]]> By: Walk http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256440 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:26:29 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256440 At least they decided not to go with Derek Jeter’s bare pelt, complete with jeter on a bear pelt. Coming soon though.

]]> By: Dave Barker http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256437 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:21:17 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256437 Inspired by the home run feature at their new ballpark, the Miami Marlins are producing a perfume which smells like Elton John making love to a porpoise on top of Liberace’s piano.

]]> By: lookatthefarside http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256434 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 06:56:05 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256434 And both fragrances will smell like feces.

]]> By: yankeesgameday http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256426 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:58:47 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256426 Worst idea ever.

I almost feel like this should result in an 86 year curse of futility starting the day they launch thus product line. Eau de dumb-ass.

]]> By: randygnyc http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256425 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:52:22 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256425 It’ll smell like brand new currency. Personally, I love the smell of money.

]]> By: cur68 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256423 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:42:25 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256423 With genuine Jay Buhner aroma.

]]> By: cur68 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256421 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:41:42 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256421 …and should be called eau du Jeter’s balls.

]]> By: crisisjunky http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256414 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 04:36:48 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256414 Next in the Yankee’s line, due for a sizzling mid-summer release,
are the Don Mattingly / Dale Berra line of “Golden Shower Gel”………

]]> By: cubsrice http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256412 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 04:29:17 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256412

]]> By: Utley's Hair http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256410 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 04:23:17 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256410 Quintessential eau de toilette. Made with genuine East River water.

]]> By: tone360 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256406 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 04:12:34 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256406 I heard they were gonna name it Guido. I think that about describes the way it smells too.

]]> By: njpurplehaze http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256401 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 03:43:37 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256401 Cashman tested the fragrance out, and apparently it works, crazy ugly broads can’t keep their hands off!

what a disgrace, Babe Ruth is even embarrassed!

]]> By: allsportsnyfan http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256399 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 03:43:09 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256399 Coincidentally, the Mets are also planning to introduce an official fragrance later this month. Each bottle costs $20 million and is filled with the tears of Mr. Met.
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That’s cold.

]]> By: aceshigh11 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256397 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 03:30:46 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256397 That last paragraph is so snarky and mean-spirited towards the Mets, it could have been written by Craig Calcaterra.

Well done, D.J.

]]> By: brewcrewfan54 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256391 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 03:01:16 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256391 Finally someone has decided to put the smell of tobacco juice and sweat in the same bottle!

]]> By: bigharold http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256388 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:48:43 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256388 And Flushing Bay at low tide.

]]> By: mybrunoblog http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256387 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:47:55 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256387 Is it true the aroma reminds the user of arod’s package. Lots of red sox fans looking to make this their Christmas gift 2012 style?

]]> By: hooks024 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256386 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:47:36 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256386 Ny mets cologne- smells like burritos and failure.

]]> By: CJ http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/06/the-yankees-are-introducing-an-official-fragrance/comment-page-1/#comment-256381 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:37:20 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=109744#comment-256381 sure beats having to sign all those baseballs!

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