Comments on: Sold! Jose Reyes’ hair goes for $10,200 on eBay

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:41:04 +0000

Reyes, like many other MLB players donate time and money to all sorts of charitable projects. In addition to that he had to give up his dreds and saw to it that “make a wish” got the money that it generated. HOW are you managing to be such an ass to guy doing a charitable thing? Do you know how many ball players got haircuts and didn’t do ANYTHING with the clippings? I’m gonna guess and say all of them BUT Jose Reyes. Prove me wrong (if you can). Do you know how many of them got million dollar raises this off season and gave none of it to charity? I’m gonna say a significant portion of them did that. At least Reyes can say he saw to it 10G was raised for a worthy cause. Did you raise 10G for a worthy cause?

By: metalhead65

metalhead65 — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:47:38 +0000

the guy just signed for how many millions of dollars but he can’t just donate his own money he has to auction off his hair? well I guess 10 grand of somebody’s else’s is better than spending your own money and you still get credit since was your hair.

By: fatfirstbaseman

fatfirstbaseman — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:31:55 +0000

The money goes to charity? I figured he’d use it to buy new hamstrings.

By: 1943mrmojorisin1971

1943mrmojorisin1971 — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:23:26 +0000

Totally. Charity really sucks, eh?

By: mdpickles

mdpickles — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:10:44 +0000

The Phillie Phanatic won them. Can’t wait to see what he does with them when the Feeesh come to town.

By: seahawks80

seahawks80 — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:52:37 +0000

stupid and a waste of money

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:10:28 +0000

Any day now, the commenter “Reyes’sHair” will be joining us…followed shortly by his “bicept”…dog help us all.

By: bearsstillsuck

bearsstillsuck — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:05:33 +0000

Baseball is weird.

By: sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo

sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:15:59 +0000

Wilpon is a witch! BURN HIM!!!

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:52:32 +0000

I’m gonna win I’m gonna win I’m gonna win!

By: surefooted1

surefooted1 — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:46:57 +0000

Hopefully, the winner will be a Marlins fan who will make a voodoo doll from the locks and prick it whenever Reyes acts like a douche…

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:28:33 +0000

Ja. From Sweden.

By: badmamainphilliesjamas

badmamainphilliesjamas — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:19:17 +0000

From Cameroon?!

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:56:28 +0000

Nenge? Nenge Mboko’s Hair? It is me, Lionel Joseph!

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:51:46 +0000

You say that as if he wasn’t drunk already.

By: mute617

mute617 — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:46:40 +0000

It puts the lotion on it’s skin

By: shaggylocks

shaggylocks — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:27:16 +0000

Somewhere there’s a bitter Mets fan awaiting the final piece of his life size Reyes voodoo doll…

By: kiwicricket

kiwicricket — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:38:50 +0000

Aaron is going to get drunk if he sees his purchase.

By: kopy

kopy — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:13:47 +0000

I’m going to get drunk, steal Aaron’s card, and buy him this: http://www.foxsportsnorth.com/02/07/12/Twins-to-auction-off-Kim-Kris-signed-bas/landing_twins.html?blockID=661304&feedID=3697

By: kiwicricket

kiwicricket — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:07:46 +0000

Gator has gotten drunk and stolen Craig’s credit card.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:05:38 +0000

Kinda like Louis Winthorp in Trading Places?

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:28:54 +0000

He might do a Buffalo Bill and make it his “own” hair. Creepy.

By: CJ

CJ — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:23:18 +0000

I’m guessing it’s Craig. He’ll probably glue it to his Reyes bobblehead to turn it into a voodoo doll or something, and have it next to all the other bobbleheads, not too far from the bubble pipe and Phanatic rug.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:16:56 +0000

Somewhere, Brian Wilson is smiling…