Comments on: You’re not gonna believe this, but Elijah Dukes was arrested again

By: lostsok

lostsok — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 03:09:34 +0000

Legalize it!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:29:11 +0000

If trying to eat the bag of weed is "tampering with evidence," what would they have called it if he had tried to hide it up his touchas?

By: Brian Murphy

Brian Murphy — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:58:41 +0000

There is a misspelling in the first graph. He wasn’t arrested early Thursday. He was arrested EVERY Thursday.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:29:16 +0000

It’s guys like this that make me take another look at the three strikes thing as not such a bad idea in some instances.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:16:18 +0000

He’s most definitely a piebaby.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:14:19 +0000

Again, there’s the whole “nobody forced you” thing with the clicking and the reading and commenting, etc.

By: bigleagues

bigleagues — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:57:45 +0000

Let’s be clear, he isn’t nuts because he’s sparkin a jay-bomb . . . because LOTS of pro athletes do just fine with that.

E-du’s nuts because he’s self destructive to the point that he should have been in the heart of the order for a playoff team in 2010 at age 25 & not playing for the Bears.

Me thinks about 4 years from now we’ll hear how he realized how dumb he was and how he’s just trying to hook on with whatever team he can in whatever role he can.

By: drewsylvania

drewsylvania — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:50:03 +0000

Forget plastic, I want to know what kind of cake he eats.

By: bigleagues

bigleagues — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:49:26 +0000

$20 for a Z?!

Ehhhh something tells me Dukes ain’t buyin and sellin at 1969 prices.

Not that I would know anything about that, of course.

By: redbirdfan81

redbirdfan81 — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:36:41 +0000

Does anybody really care? Quit writing articles about him. You’re only wasting space and time!

By: nolanwiffle

nolanwiffle — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:27:58 +0000

Think of it as a kind of low-grade sausage casing.

By: pisano

pisano — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:56:47 +0000

big…no argument there!

By: bigharold

bigharold — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:36:19 +0000

I bet if he plead insanity he’d walk, . cause this guy is just nuts.

By: marshmallowsnake

marshmallowsnake — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:32:21 +0000

How long after a person leaves the MLB ranks is it until reporters stop writing about him?

By: RedHeadedBastard

RedHeadedBastard — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:26:21 +0000

For $20 he’ll give you a Z Jay

By: dexterismyhero

dexterismyhero — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:17:03 +0000

driving with a suspended knowledge ?

I would say driving without any knowledge…

By: pisano

pisano — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:52:53 +0000

I’m shocked, isn’t he from the same frat house as Milton Bradley and Carl Everett? My mistake I meant big house.

By: uyf1950

uyf1950 — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:49:02 +0000

According to baseball reference he’s not in the ML’s and hasn’t been since 2009. But he did play ball in the Independent League in Newark in 2010. That’s the last info I see on him.

By: missthemexpos

missthemexpos — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:48:09 +0000

Well the acronym BSOHL has done quite nicely on these pages, so now it is time for a new acronym : EDAA. No need to spell it out.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:46:26 +0000

If this guy would just stop driving with a revoked/suspended licence he’d be in much better shape to drive around getting blunted.

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:44:26 +0000

ELIJAH LOVE PLASTIC

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:43:52 +0000

I don’t wanna know.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:41:14 +0000

i thought the same thing but i am still laughing at seeing it in print.

By: koufaxmitzvah

koufaxmitzvah — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:36:03 +0000

Just wait till you get home, Elijah. Buy a Volcano, sit on the couch, and quit giving cops a reason to arrest you.

Sheesh.

By: uyf1950

uyf1950 — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:34:40 +0000

“he tried to eat a plastic bag of marijuana…” he tried to eat the bag and all?

By: diehardcubbiefan4life

diehardcubbiefan4life — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:33:52 +0000

This guy isnt in baseball anymore is he? What on earth does he do for a living? SMH