Mar 2, 2012, 4:30 PM EST
Not much to this story, but Vladimir Guererro told Dominican newspaper El Caribe that the Marlins have expressed interest in him as a bench player.
You know, to DH. Oh, wait, can’t do that in the NL. Or to be a backup outfielder. Oh wait, he doesn’t play defense anymore either.
Look, I’m sure there’s something they could have Vlad do, right?
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